For the Twins vs Braves game today, do the starting pitchers have the longest-named matchup? Simeon Woods Richardson vs Spencer Schwellenbach @baseball_ref
Why is it that I can recite the entire 1994 Bulls roster alphabetically at 1 AM but once I play immaculate grid then I don't remember what team Steph Curry plays for?
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Iowa State University and local brewer Backpocket Brewing have teamed up to launch Clone Fest, the first officially licensed craft beer of the Iowa State Cyclones. @BackpocketBrew
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Niang and Haliburton were out together celebrating their contracts last night 🥲 I love them. They deserve it all.
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listen up, dipshits: Democrats aren't trying to take away your gas stove. but Republicans ARE trying to take away your Social Security and Medicare, and they have you so fucking gaslighted that you don't know which end is up. turn off Fox News and pay some fucking attention
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If Dr. Oz gets elected to the Senate, The Todd will run for President. And I will win… #hammockup #letsgo.
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Per #JeffVanGundy during the Nets @ Bucks game on ESPN. “I saw 3 practices yesterday Iowa State in the morning to me I can’t imagine a harder working better coached team.”@CycloneMBB #CyclONEnation – at Urbandale, IA
Mere hours into my 40s my body is already punishing me for the late night McRib I had last night. If that’s a sign of things to come then it’s going to really hate me after this weekend.
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Russ Grimm led the NFL in 1982 in saying “What the fuck are you lookin’ at, dork?”
Shoutout to @Fandango for ruining my night and then causing my wife and I to get into an argument. Love that lack of customer service or empathy.
@Fandango I have to resort to sending a tweet as your “chat” option for me to speak to a live person is basically nonexistent. I would really appreciate someone to DM me so we can resolve this issue.
@Fandango I bought my tickets online and I’m 99% sure I selected the correct location, so you can imagine my surprise when I get to the theater and the associate said I had the wrong theater.
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