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Joined April 2020
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Both these goals are reminding me of HIM and I don’t like it…
A brace for Will Osula 🔥
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Tom 🦕 retweeted
If Carrick gets sacked before Jaissle, I'll start referring to Newcastle as just 'United'. Now what's in for me?
Replying to @clkmotsmlvlle
Carrick gets sacked before him how much u wanna bet
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Tom 🦕 retweeted
Coworker: "Happy Monday!" Me:
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No Bow and Arrow today! 🏹 #Dedic #NUFC
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David Ginola. What a player he was for us. That 95-96 season. 5 goals, 8 assists. Jacob Murphy. 24-25 season. 8 goals, 12 assists. Shite apparently. #NUFC
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Yoanne Wissa drives in the fog with no lights on
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When the self-checkout scanner asks if you want a receipt
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Wait for it… Leyton Orient vs Harborough Town 7/11/26
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Blackpool's Jacob Murphy apologises for posting 'unprofessional' and 'foolish' image bbc.in/1xtlR3p
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I'm not being fooled by our blue badge holding attackers. With you til the end gaffer 🇩🇪
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Jaissle has coached a win. Players, as they did last year, have squandered chances and fucked it defensively. De Ja Vu FC.
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Tom 🦕 retweeted
Someone sit here and try and tell me today how any of that is Jaissle’s fault. Once again we’ve missed sitter after sitter but still took the lead only to get scared and piss ir up the wall. Same story under Howe and they’re continuing the trend, these players aren’t good enough
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THE BALL BOY 🤣 #BallBoy ⚽️
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HAVE I EVER CRITICISED JACOB MURPHY?
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Not said a bad thing about Jacob Murphy. STRIKEEEEEEEE
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Jaissle has a front 4 of Barnes Wissa Osula and Jacob Murphy and fans wonder why we can’t score.
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Tom 🦕 retweeted
MJ has set us up right, he can’t do fuck all about the players being wank.
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Harder than it looks #NUFC
hi friends !!! i made a little player sorter for funsies. just choose your fave of the 2 until it calculates your full ranking. so far i've built it for atleti, barça, arsenal, and bayern. and there are themes based on each team's kits !! play it on: player-sorter.github.io/
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HES GOT AN ARROW AND A BOW DEDIC DEDIC HE TOOK IT UP NORTHUMERBLAND DECIC DIDIC HE SHOT A MACKEM NOW HES DEAD HE SWINGS HIS BOW AROUND HIS HIS HEAD AMAR DEDIC GEORDIE BOZNIAN NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DEDIC DEDIC #NUFC
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Yoanne Wissa - “What does Offside mean”
Working hard together 💪
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