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Skinny Weaver

@Benglorious

I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had

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Joined September 2012
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Skinny Weaver@Benglorious28 Nov 2018
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Tauriq Moosa@tauriqmoosa6 Aug 2022
Screaming
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don鈥檛 be the bigger person today, be the problem
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Year 1: Sisyphus struggles to roll the rock up the hill. Year 5000: a now swole Sisyphus easily pushes rock up hill. He punches Hades in the face and says "haha fuck you Hades now I'm swole enough to punch you to death." A man says to his friend "and that's what I would have done if I were Sisyphus." His friend replies "dude, awesome."

ALT Year 1: Sisyphus struggles to roll the rock up the hill. Year 5000: a now swole Sisyphus easily pushes rock up hill. He punches Hades in the face and says "haha fuck you Hades now I'm swole enough to punch you to death." A man says to his friend "and that's what I would have done if I were Sisyphus." His friend replies "dude, awesome."

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soul nate@MNateShyamalan23 Jul 2022
in a world full of warios (disgusting, scheming, selfish), be a waluigi (all of that but also tall)
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Tom Clark@_thomasjclark21 Jul 2022
If Lingard was a golfer we all know which tour he鈥檇 be on
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wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Jon Bois@jon_bois9 Jul 2022
clocks are such a waste of energy. instead of hanging an electricity-guzzling clock on your wall, just hang up 720 unpowered clocks, each one set to every possible minute. then, if you want to look at a clock, just find the one that shows the current time and look at that one
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Alex Blechman@AlexBlechman7 Jul 2022
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
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Yeah I鈥檓 into fitness. Fitness hot dog up my sleeve to secretly eat it during a lunch meeting.
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Me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
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Sanjeev Kohli@govindajeggy5 Jul 2022
If Boris Johnson survives this I would honestly fancy his chances against Thanos
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Send Dunes redd.it/vpro97
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Funniest shit I ever seen redd.it/vo9y5r
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So that's why he wasn't killed. redd.it/vngtj8
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Daggerlad@Daggerlad228 Jun 2022
Date: This is really good Pad Thai :) Me: 馃檪 *crunching down on a peanut* theres bones in mine馃槚
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