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I saw no women being assaulted. I saw no nose picking. I saw no ear wax eating. I heard no stories about men’s asses. I heard no strange burping noises, no slurring, no moaning.
And I heard no songs about homosexual hook ups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes.
I didn’t see or hear any of that during Barack Obama’s speeches today.
Just an adult speaking in complete sentences to an audience who appreciated every word.
It was nice.
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I’m gonna vote for Josh Turek, Rob Sand and every other Democrat on the list. I hope you’ll enjoy prison at some point.
Murphy's Biscuits retweeted
I used the same Word template you made the certificate with to make one for my cat that says "Biggest Hairball Award".
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I have a Talerico sign in my yard. And at midnight tonight, I’m going to go outside and dance naked to Rick James super freak. Then tomorrow I’m going to the polls at about 8 AM and casting my vote for my freaky deek favorite, James Talarico, while listening to Missy Elliott get your freak on, on my iphone.
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🇺🇸 Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics filed suit against special envoy Jared Kushner and the White House, arguing he “holds a continuing position and wields significant government authority” while running Affinity Partners, a Miami investment firm with over $6 billion under management, about 99% of it owned by foreign investors, mostly from the Gulf states.
CREW asks the court to block the Trump administration from continuing his role until the Senate confirms him and he files all financial disclosures.
BREAKING: We just sued Jared Kushner for unlawfully acting as one of the country's top diplomats without undergoing Senate confirmation or filing financial disclosures.
It’s abundantly clear that he should be blocked from performing this outsized role: citizensforethics.org/legal-…
Murphy's Biscuits retweeted
Misspelling the name of your own country in a document about super intelligence is an impressive feat.
Murphy's Biscuits retweeted
Yeah, it's here.
And it's being done by the people you idolize.
"It's not teh same they aren't forced" The fuck they aren't.
Grow a set of fucking balls and look in the damn mirror, asshole.
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