@BitPaine

GP / Executive Chairman @ Vibes Capital Management. 🇺🇸

Joined September 2021
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Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles, and whose CEO is currently leveraged to the tits on the same Internet Ponzi coin (which he refers to as “the goddess of truth”), and that I consider this a sound financial strategy with a virtually 100% chance of retiring my bloodline.
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Bad Hombre
@Badhombre17h
Deport her back to Costco with the rest of the rotisserie chickens.
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg21h
Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan. "Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show. Area 51, maybe?
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Michael Saylor
@saylor2h
Replying to @davidgokhshtein
Bitcoin
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Please do not share this photo.
Polymarket
@Polymarket4h
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Alexandr Wang
@alexandr_wangOct 22
wait new anthropic merch is kind of lit
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I have an indisputably correct theory that the rise in overt racism among young men is directly proportional to wokeness depriving them of ethnic baddies.
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are we seeing this face card
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you call her some brown slur on the group chat and you’re immediately the gaysest man alive and there’s no coming back
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bitcoin is about to suck all of the oxygen out of the room in a way it hasn’t for a decade
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Imagine not owning bitcoin
🏔Adam🏔
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One of my favorite graphs is money supply growth broken down by Fed Chair.
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Jack
@jackunheardOct 22
Nick Shirley: "Are there kids in this daycare" Somalis: "Not to my knowledge"
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New Shane Gillis just dropped
♡Lia
@Actuallylia22h
Girls everywhere are staging micro breakups rn so they can dress slutty on Halloween
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It’s a bit brutal but BTC is probably going to be the big winner of the AI revolution. I don’t think it will suffer any hacks, the scripting language formal verification is very advanced and work in formalizing the protocol too. Nodes running on different hardware make it very robust against hardware vulnerabilities, and their sources are probably one of the most audited code in the world. Combine that with self sovereignty which protects against political backslash from K shaped economy and acceleration of margins flowing to capital, I don’t see much else. To be honest this is my macro view but it’s a pretty grim one.
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boomers are going to try to ban this, guaranteed
The American Housing Corporation
@americanhousingOct 22
Introducing Demonstration House 2. Our first home built with our completely redesigned building system, engineered for automated manufacturing and rapid assembly. Demo 2 – Proto Town, TX - 2 Bed - 1.5 Bath - 1 Office nook - 1,100 sqft How we got here... 🧵
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By far the coolest home mining concept I have seen.
Heatbit
@heatbit_comOct 22
Introducing Bitwater: the water heater element that mines Bitcoin. It screws into the electric tank you already have. Physically decentralized mining that runs no matter what 🧵 Heat water. Mine Bitcoin. Same tank.
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Solo Satoshi 🇺🇲
@SoloSatoshiOct 22
Heatbit unveils Bitwater: a water heater element that mines Bitcoin. Bitwater screws into the electric hot water heater tank you already have!🔥
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um…guys
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imagine how retarded you have to be to lend money to the government of france instead of buying bitcoin
Nik Bhatia
@timevalueofbtcOct 22
AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER IN FRANCE FRENCH BOND CRISIS ACCELERATES GOOD MORNING, COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
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Matt Carvalho
@mattcrvOct 22
Had I sold 2,739 BTC a decade ago, I’d probably rather see it go to zero than live with the regret.
Bitcoin News
@BitcoinNewsComOct 22
CHAMATH SAYS BITCOIN WILL EVENTUALLY BE HACKED AND GO TO ZERO Speaking on the Moonshots podcast, billionaire investor Chamath Palihapitiya warned that advances in AI could eventually break Bitcoin’s cryptography. He argues that the community is too divided to coordinate a transition to quantum-resistant security. “I just think it’s capped, and then I think eventually it gets hacked, and then it goes to zero.”
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extremely economically valuable immigrant group btw
Matt Morse
@MattMorseTVOct 21
>the first Somalian to serve in Congress >literally every single aspect of her entire life is fraudulent Man haha what are the odds ?
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Matt Morse
@MattMorseTVOct 21
>the first Somalian to serve in Congress >literally every single aspect of her entire life is fraudulent Man haha what are the odds ?
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Tough one for @PeterSchiff
Marathon Fusion
@MarathonFusionOct 21
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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