the cunning linguist of sarcasm

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We told you, you don鈥檛 listen.
BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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So the Seahawks are misogynists for posting a pic of a bracelet, but we're okay with Taylor Swift being married to a teammate and friend of Harrison Butker, right?
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The best kind of Monday.
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Good vibes only.
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Let鈥檚 have a week 12s!
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Goodnight 12s
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HANDLED BUSINESS.
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SEAHAWKS WIN!!! LETS GOOOO!!!
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Hawks win Niners lose Truly a day every football fan can be proud of #KCvsSEA #Seahawks
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Watching Jaxon Smith-Njigba play football
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TOUCHDOWN!!! And that, my friends, is game. #KCvsSEA #Seahawks
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Looking to be a rough night so far for Mr. Swift. #KCvsSEA #Seahawks
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I saw the new Ali G movie a few hours ago and laughed hysterically throughout. After leaving the theater, I initially wondered "how are his targets still falling for the ruse?"
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and then I considered the following: 1. the Ali G character never took off the way Borat and Bruno did due to those characters being in largely successful films 2. instead of wasting time trying to fool anyone with either of those characters, Sacha Baron Cohen summoned characters from Who Is America, a premium cable show (just like Da Ali G Show) almost a decade old and presumably forgotten 3. politicians and other ultra-conservatives are really, really, REALLY fucking stupid
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It's been too damn long since I've posted one of these photos #VegasAfterDark
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Los Angeles Rams owner Georgia Frontiere announced this week that her football team is moving to St. Louis. The good news for the Rams about changing cities is, that the ticket sales will increase, and more fans will pack the stadium. The bad news for the Rams is, they will still suck.
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Rest easy Strawberry. @TRSkerritt
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