@BluffPapi

the cunning linguist of sarcasm

Joined October 2014
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Vital Vegas
@VitalVegasOct 26
We told you, you don’t listen.
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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#IPreferMyMagicDarkLike my humor
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 26
The best kind of Monday.
🤝 Paid partnership
Victory Monday

ALT Victory Monday

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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 26
Good vibes only.
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Let’s have a week 12s!
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Goodnight 12s
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 26
HANDLED BUSINESS.
🤝 Paid partnership
Seahawks WIN

ALT Seahawks WIN

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SEAHAWKS WIN!!! LETS GOOOO!!!
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 26
Watching Jaxon Smith-Njigba play football
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Los Angeles Rams owner Georgia Frontiere announced this week that her football team is moving to St. Louis. The good news for the Rams about changing cities is, that the ticket sales will increase, and more fans will pack the stadium. The bad news for the Rams is, they will still suck.
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Tommy Chong
@tommychongOct 22
Rest easy Strawberry. @TRSkerritt
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Well, for the second week in a row, Richard Gere's new film "Primal Fear" was number one at the box office. Leaving many Hollywood insiders to wonder, "Hey, uh, you think that gerbil story is true?"
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The FBI released this sketch of the man known as The Unabomber this week. And authorities immediately issued an arrest warrant for Weird Al Yankovic.
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A closer examination of the protests against the Braves logo as only Norm Could do! 😆🤣👇
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b♡
@yohawkgawkOct 18
RAMS LOSE AMERICA WINS
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I fucking despise how everything is AI now
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Baseball insiders have long known George Costanza taught Derek Jeter everything he knows about hitting.
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David@PlayerDavidLeOct 18
I liked the Street Fighter movie. I enjoyed every second. Fuck what y’all think.
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RAGING@JSNandFriendsOct 16
If you can’t show me your QB holding one of these, I don’t wanna hear you say shit bout my QB
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Well this week, after a Los Angeles restaurant refused to seat him, O.J. Simpson demanded, and got, five hundred dollars in compensation. In addition, the restaurant must now offer separate "Murderer" and "Non Murderer" sections.
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