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Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here

Mechanicsburg, PA
Joined April 2009
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Bob Caton retweeted
the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
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This is like opening a church door and catching a “Home Alone” paint-can-on-a-rope to the face.
MTV debuted closer to Pearl Harbor than to today.
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Bob Caton retweeted
The #Eagles used a 1st-round pick on DT Jordan Davis. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 1st- and 2nd-round pick. The #Eagles used a 2nd-round pick on C Cam Jurgens. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 2nd-round pick. The #Eagles traded a 1st-round pick for AJ Brown. Had him for four years. Then traded him for a 1st-round pick.
BREAKING: The #Jaguars are trading a 1st-round pick (2027) and a 2nd-round pick (2029) to the #Eagles for DT Jordan Davis, per @AdamSchefter. A bombshell trade as JAX is going for it.
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Bob Caton retweeted
Jordan Mailata in the recording studio for the next Philly Special Christmas Album
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
Replying to @jfkplus60
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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Bob Caton retweeted
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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In Week 9 of the 2026 season: Joe Milton, while wearing a Kelly Green Eagles jersey, will be the starting quarterback against the division-leading New York Giants, who will be starting J.J. McCarthy. You would get put into a mental institution if you said this in July.
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The Giant Slayer
The #Eagles are signing free agent RB Boston Scott ahead of their matchup against the #Giants on Sunday.
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Next week “A fan plays slot WR”
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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He was right all along.
America is going to win. 🇺🇸
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Bob Caton retweeted
Tonight is the night that Donald Trump truly became president.
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Special thanks to the fraudsters and grifters who dropped into #PA10 to help solidify the Scott Perry loss!!! Cc - @Maloney / @ScottPresler
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We’ve fallen so far
Monitoring the Situation from the RCA Circle Bed, the ultimate in personal environment.
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Getting upstaged by Camera Seven @SteveKornacki
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