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the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
This is like opening a church door and catching a “Home Alone” paint-can-on-a-rope to the face.
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The #Eagles used a 1st-round pick on DT Jordan Davis. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 1st- and 2nd-round pick.
The #Eagles used a 2nd-round pick on C Cam Jurgens. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 2nd-round pick.
The #Eagles traded a 1st-round pick for AJ Brown. Had him for four years. Then traded him for a 1st-round pick.
BREAKING: The #Jaguars are trading a 1st-round pick (2027) and a 2nd-round pick (2029) to the #Eagles for DT Jordan Davis, per @AdamSchefter.
A bombshell trade as JAX is going for it.
Bob Caton retweeted
Jordan Mailata in the recording studio for the next Philly Special Christmas Album
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Since everyone's loving the retro vibes, we thought we'd share the official soundtrack, too. 🎶 open.spotify.com/playlist/5K…
Bob Caton retweeted
today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
Replying to @jfkplus60
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
I wonder if I will get home before 10pm tomorrow?
No vehicles will be allowed to enter the Sports Complex between 3:30 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. Sunday as police clear parking lots following the Eagles game. trib.al/qWA3POA
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In Week 9 of the 2026 season:
Joe Milton, while wearing a Kelly Green Eagles jersey, will be the starting quarterback against the division-leading New York Giants, who will be starting J.J. McCarthy.
You would get put into a mental institution if you said this in July.
Next week “A fan plays slot WR”
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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Special thanks to the fraudsters and grifters who dropped into #PA10 to help solidify the Scott Perry loss!!!
Cc - @Maloney / @ScottPresler





























