Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here
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Bob Caton retweeted
the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
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The #Eagles used a 1st-round pick on DT Jordan Davis. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 1st- and 2nd-round pick.
The #Eagles used a 2nd-round pick on C Cam Jurgens. Had him for 4 1⁄2 years. Then traded him for a 2nd-round pick.
The #Eagles traded a 1st-round pick for AJ Brown. Had him for four years. Then traded him for a 1st-round pick.
BREAKING: The #Jaguars are trading a 1st-round pick (2027) and a 2nd-round pick (2029) to the #Eagles for DT Jordan Davis, per @AdamSchefter.
A bombshell trade as JAX is going for it.
Bob Caton retweeted
Since everyone's loving the retro vibes, we thought we'd share the official soundtrack, too. 🎶 open.spotify.com/playlist/5K…
Bob Caton retweeted
today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
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In Week 9 of the 2026 season:
Joe Milton, while wearing a Kelly Green Eagles jersey, will be the starting quarterback against the division-leading New York Giants, who will be starting J.J. McCarthy.
You would get put into a mental institution if you said this in July.
Bob Caton retweeted
Special thanks to the fraudsters and grifters who dropped into #PA10 to help solidify the Scott Perry loss!!!
Cc - @Maloney / @ScottPresler
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Voter intimidation is illegal at the polls and at ballot drop boxes. You can help protect the safety and integrity of our elections.
Report any voter intimidation or harassment you witness.
Notify an election worker and contact our year-round voter information hotline at 1-877-868-3772.
Bob Caton retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
Bob Caton retweeted
It is super important today to follow voting & election updates from the @PAStateDept & trusted journalists.
The whisper down the alley stories shared w/ no verification from right-wing grifters today are meant to formulate their “irregularity” conspiracies for when they lose…
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New: Yass spent $23.5 million; Democrats get $8 million from out-of-state donors; and a new conservative spender dropped $4 million in independent ads. @Jaxon__White and I with some last minute campaign finance observations.
spotlightpa.org/news/2026/11…
Bob Caton retweeted
TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾
3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING!
TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars!
Watch the viral performance!
Bob Caton retweeted
Wow attempted voter fraud… by none other than @Maloney’s MAGA group.
Trying to cheat to help Scott Perry?
Thankfully this was caught by dedicated election workers.
pennlive.com/news/2026/10/pa…
