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Joined March 2019
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I’d open a dispensary in The Woodlands and call it Bluntgomery County.
if texas legalizes weed, i want a strain named dank patrick
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dude seeing political news about my state that doesn't make me want to blow my brains out is so wild i can't believe this is the timeline i get to live in
New bill filed this week would ban all Flock cameras in Texas
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literallyyyyyy there's a full room and we cared about every single one of them and they had 5 dollars and vancouver
Anyways, it is so fucking funny how the shoestring soap opera public television managed to earn a room full of characters before not one not 2 but 3 attempts at doing in the films!
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i was about to start doomposting about how theres no chance this would actually pass but then i remembered that i now live in a blue state so theres an actual real possibility that this happens oh my god
Texas bill filed this week wants to raise minimum wage to $17 an hour
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좋아하는것:귀여운 여자아이
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just beat the oot remake, it's really good and really pretty and i hope they remake majoras mask too because i like that game infinitely more than oot
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i love yuri #FEFW
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I’ve been to more DC universe funerals than family members
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女孩你得更努力
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alright yeah this officially takes the cake as the funniest outcome from the midterms
This is unbelievable: Maricopa Dems put up a 19-year-old ASU student for the Superior Court clerk position and he won. Sebastian Matta will oversee more than 600 employees and a $65 million budget. He’s known around campus for wearing a suit to class and has a 3.25 GPA. “I understand they may not take too kindly to a 19-year-old being their boss, but that’s unfortunately the harsh reality of their situation.”
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this is a level of commitment to the bit that i aspire towards
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found new olyleda fics on tumblr yesterday it felt so fucking good bro i can't wait for ao3 to come back
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nintendo i want that majora’s mask remake on my switch by monday.
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There are certain characters you can tell they cooked a bit longer with due to their importance in Majoras Mask. Just sayin.
God, she’s so beautiful 😍
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and for good luck, once more, happy birthday. #仙台葉月生誕祭2026 #週クラ
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when ao3 is finally up again and all the update emails start hitting the inbox
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らくがき
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My pet peeve is when a female character is a victim but evidently not a good person and yet the narrative disproportionately punishes her actions yet male characters who are either the same or worse don't receive that treatment both from the writers and the audience
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olympia confirmed bra stuffer
Unfortunately, unlike FETH, there is no boob slider in FEFW. Instead, there are a few body types that the game can assign to each character's class outfits. These correspond to the character's Bld. F1 is "small" and F2 is "large." Olympia is F1, Leda is F2. See pictures below.
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