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Aztec Goblin

@JoshTooJolly

Son of San Antonio now in the suburbs of Houston. Spurs, Astros, Longhorns, & Texans. I saw Oasis in 2025 and Kanye in 2026.

 Somewhere in Texas
Joined October 2009
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“Aztec Goblin” is the coolest thing anyone has ever called me.
Narmerite (@Narmerite) profile pictureNarmerite
@NarmeriteSep 18
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Ryan Clark
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Bruh!!!!! Are we gonna talk about how CJ Stroud is putting these footballs on the Mickey Fickey money? The entire year dude has stood on all 10 toes like his heels been hurting! Give the young man his flowers, & Texans… Make sure the money is close behind.
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This is probably my favorite video I took lastnight, thought I’d share it with yall. @AndreTroutman does his thing man..
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@PolarizingLit12h
The republicans need to chill on the cannabis hate
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliver13h
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats officially keep marijuana legal in Massachusetts. The Republican effort to ban weed has failed.
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Tank Dell and CJ Stroud Squabble in 2026 🥹
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De’Vion Hinton@stilldexhinton7h
James Talarico’s Houston Texans 😮‍💨
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Jeremy Branham
@JeremyBranham8h
Stroud is on fire. Needed a get right game.
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFL8h
How did Nico Collins make this TD catch? 😳 HOUvsLAC on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Arch Manning, universally known for being protected and not hated
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Breiden Fehoko (@BreidenFehoko) profile pictureBreiden Fehoko
@BreidenFehokoNov 7
I’m tired of Arch Manning being protected because of his last name. This kid stinks.
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Chandler Rome@Chandler_Rome9h
Hello from the GM Meetings
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SpursStatGuy@PuroSpursDad12h
This is how you know we’re legit contenders. MFs can only cry about the refs.
ᴛʏʟᴇʀ (@blazersforreal) profile pictureᴛʏʟᴇʀ
@blazersforrealNov 8
New Spurs jerseys just dropped:
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Why’d they make Gina Hinojosa look like Tulsi Gabbard?
FDT (@kiko69264573307) profile pictureFDT@kiko6926457330718h
This should be @TIME men & women of the year ! VOTERS AND LEADERS WHO CHANGED AMERICA @BarackObama @ossoff @jamestalarico @amyactonoh @AbdulElSayed @OccupyDemocrats @TheDemocrats @KeishaForGA @MAGACult2
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Remember the Charlie Strong era? This is what we looked like 👇🏻
SoonerVirginia (@SoonerVirginia) profile pictureSoonerVirginia@SoonerVirginiaNov 8
OU has more wins over Florida in the last four hours than Texas has since joining the SEC
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David Sirota
@davidsirota16h
the new red-state centrism
Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) profile pictureDallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTVNov 7
Gina Hinojosa says she'll declare a cost of living emergency on day one and freeze electricity rates
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Kurrco (@Kurrco) profile pictureKurrco
@KurrcoNov 8
Ye has broken his own record for the highest-attended stadium rap concert in the U.S. tonight in Dallas 🏟️🏆 He’s now set the record THREE times this year. (via AT&T Stadium)
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kanye performing “all falls down” for roc-a-fella and somehow still not getting taken seriously
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Corey Blayne
@corey_blayneNov 7
The refs clearly made this play for Texas. Totally rigged. Refs forced the fumble and put it in Litttleton’s hands. Right Mizzou fans?
Michael Shapiro (@mshap2) profile pictureMichael Shapiro
@mshap2Nov 7
Graceson Littleton got a little too smart there with his slide inside the 5-yard line, lol. Oh well 🤷‍♂️ Texas is gonna win this one.
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Is this a lawfare threat?
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 7
NY AG Letitia James warns DSA: you target Hakeem Jeffries, you 'mess with me' trib.al/Apy37Za
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THE ropimpin@ropimpinNov 8
Ye bringing out Badu in Dallas and the crowds dies. Htown would have ate that up!! The vibe in the streams is waaaay off.
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Coach White
@CoachKWhiteNov 8
Real conversation needs to be talked about where @kanyewest stands in being one of the best to do it, that CATALOG he has just may be one of THE TOUGHEST around. Music from mid 2000s still influencing today!
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Kieran
@carebearkieranNov 8
This would mean more if the committee didn’t watch MISSISSIPPI STATE go on the road to Minnesota and beat the ever loving shit out of them.
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Joel Klatt let the CFP committee hear it 😭😭
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Evan Vieth
@EvanViethNov 7
Texas lost two games in a row to unranked opponents. In the three games since, Arch Manning has: 70% completion 729 yards (243 per game) 8.3 YPA 9 total TDs (3 per game)
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