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probably don't get bangs.

your hair salon
Joined February 2020
when I immediately regret cutting my own bangs
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In our live-tweeting fever we missed out the most crucial part! Should you wish for advice on whether or not to get bangs, seek counsel from @BotAgainstBangs for accurate and non biased opinions 💡💇‍♀️
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Is it really too much to ask you do a full psychological exam if I walk into your salon and demand you cut my bangs because clearly I was in no mental state to be cutting my bangs and now look at my bangs.
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That instant emotional flip going from loving your bangs to despising them. Then the next three months of loathing while they grow out.
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me: should I get bangs or go to therapy my friends: therapy me: nitter.gq/humorandanimals/status…
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For anyone thinking about getting bangs, I’ve been actively trying to grow mine out since 1987. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.