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Brandi Jones

@Brandetta

Mother, hiker, vegan. Completely unfun. Instagram and snapchat: Brandetta

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Joined March 2009
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It's our #anniversary! 113 years ago, Pres. Roosevelt unified all federal forest lands under the @USDA, creating the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture @forestservice.
It's our #anniversary! 113 years ago, Pres. Roosevelt unified all federal forest lands under the USDA, creating the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture Forest service.

ALT It's our #anniversary! 113 years ago, Pres. Roosevelt unified all federal forest lands under the USDA, creating the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture Forest service.

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Rae Earl@RaeEarl13 Apr 2017
Thinking of starting a global political movement - 'The people leading my country don't represent me & I just want a peaceful life' In?
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Hakim Givens@illTortuga30 Mar 2017
I've been doing pretty well for someone who regularly uses tupperware lids as plates.
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BuzzFeed
@BuzzFeed21 Mar 2017
Here’s Rupert Grint giving a dramatic reading of Ed Sheeran’s "Shape Of You” bzfd.it/2ny7XjT
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We are living in a nation which worships wealth rather than caring for the poor. I don't think that is the nation we should be living in.
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David Simon
@AoDespair16 Mar 2017
32,000 dead from opioids last year. 0 from marijuana. don't even talk about alcohol. night is day. lies are truth. up is down. nitter.gq/bethreinhard/status/84…
Beth Reinhard (@bethreinhard) profile pictureBeth Reinhard@bethreinhard15 Mar 2017
Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...that’s only slightly less awful" than heroin.
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Am I doing this right? 🍀
Bowl of Lucky Charms cereal with Irish whiskey.

ALT Bowl of Lucky Charms cereal with Irish whiskey.

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How to measure success of feeding hungry children: "Honey, are you still hungry?" If answer is No: SUCCESSFUL AF.
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Crave
@CraveCanada17 Mar 2017
Agricultural Halls are for agricultural music. Except on #StPatricksDay. #StPerfectsDay #Letterkenny @LetterkennyProb
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Veep
@VeepHBO15 Mar 2017
Making history whether you like it or not. #Veep Season 6 premieres April 16 at 10:30PM on @HBO.
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling11 Feb 2017
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. nitter.gq/ditzkoff/status/830265…
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) profile pictureDave Itzkoff@ditzkoff11 Feb 2017
Please enjoy this clip of @jimjefferies going to town on Piers Morgan on Real Time.
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling11 Feb 2017
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.
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Next time Trump gives a speech, make Winona Ryder stand next to him and translate for all of us through her facial expressions.
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Just a little sunshine for you during what feels like a cloudy ass time. Love wins. Be goo… ift.tt/2jtGNI1
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What an honour. We're touched! #resist
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The past few days have proven the immense belief & support this country has in our national parks, environment and scientific departments.
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This account should not have to exist & we are sorry for any problems we are causing our colleagues. But we didn't start this. #resist
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Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!
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My 17 year old daughter, sir... nitter.gq/tomsizemore/status/823…
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Hannah B@haychbee_21 Jan 2017
Shedding a little tear looking at all the photos of the Woman's Marches around the globe #Resistance 👊🏼💪🏼
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