Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
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‘Why are you replying to me and CC’ing the contact and asking me to contact them if you’re already CC’ing? Just contact them directly ffs!’
*office bullshit*
I’m on a first name basis at the local Chinese Buffet…
They call me ‘ByYoselfAgain?’ every time I come in
I feel like I’m the only one in this departmental teams meeting who saw Pumpkinhead at the movies when it came out (1988)
On this day in 1980, my oldest sister broke my ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ record single over my head because I tried on her Dolly Parton Halloween mask for fun.
I distinctly recall being called ‘lil fucker, you sweated all over Dolly’
I put in a ‘Siesta Clause’ between 130-245 in our yearly planners and no directors caught it, until it reached the Chief of Staff…
It was nice knowing all of you
Somebody get me one of those sandwiches I bought at that gas station…
I’m so hungry I could eat a sandwich bought from a gas station…
Muddy Waters
Howlin Wolf
Blind Lemon Jefferson
If I were a legendary bluesman, my name would be Burnin Chest Omeprazole…