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Almond Joy Enjoyer

@BreakfastPlug

a very boring dude + bad tweets

 minneapolis
Joined March 2012
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Joe (@JoePostingg) profile picture
Joe
@JoePostinggNov 4
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) profile picture
Desus MF Nice💯
@desusniceNov 4
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Ryan (@BanUnsweetTea) profile picture
Ryan@BanUnsweetTeaNov 3
Lmao this is fire
@mfbrown.bsky.social (@MF_Brown) profile picture@mfbrown.bsky.social
@MF_BrownNov 3
I added the “We Made It” instrumental to James Carville going off. Make sure ya’ll vote today!
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile picture
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedOct 20
“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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z (@meoww739) profile picture
z@meoww739Sep 21
it’s so funny how he started out neutral but interacting with an israeli for 5 seconds turned him pro palestine😭😭😭😭
Sulaiman Ahmed (@ShaykhSulaiman) profile pictureSulaiman Ahmed
@ShaykhSulaimanSep 21
Israeli: “No politics here” Guy: “FREE FREE PALESTINE” This never gets old 🤣
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silly guy (@holedonor) profile picture
silly guy@holedonorAug 25
VERY obsessed with the video of him being found
Paper Parrot (@paperparrot_) profile picturePaper Parrot
@paperparrot_Aug 23
A construction crew in Barberton, Ohio, rescued an abandoned kitten on the worksite. And he joined the team. They heard him meowing coming from their excavator. Supervisor Chase Guello checked the skid plate on the Komatsu. A tiny kitten tumbled out. They warmed her up, moved her into the office trailer, and named her Sue short for Komatsu. She’s now the official shop cat.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorJul 22
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Stunna ⛧ (@stunnaclips) profile picture
Stunna ⛧
@stunnaclipsJul 21
1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.
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𝓕 🪄 (@Fiizop) profile picture
𝓕 🪄@FiizopJul 12
Bring me McConnell next
Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) profile pictureLindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSCJul 12
Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).
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cee (@cssavedme) profile picture
cee@cssavedmeJul 12
lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom
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necromanced krabman (@SquidDad) profile picture
necromanced krabman@SquidDad6 Jul 2015
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necromanced krabman@SquidDad2 May 2016
When ur friend cancels cause she's having "lady problems" but u a feminist & know there are a lot of lady problems..
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Roddy White (@roddywhiteTV) profile picture
Roddy White@roddywhiteTVMay 11
My favorite player he just built different. He bat clean up yall know what that mean.
SM Highlights (@SMHighlights1) profile pictureSM Highlights
@SMHighlights1May 11
Anthony Edwards on this Ayo Dosunmu catch: “Roddy White… Atlanta Falcon, that’s all I gotta say.”
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LaMelo Ballsdurf (@Tallsdurf) profile picture
LaMelo Ballsdurf@TallsdurfMay 5
Tell him Mike Conley still doing it
𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 (@SkyedOKC) profile picture𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺
@SkyedOKC20 Feb 2025
my grandpa just woke up from a 11 year coma ❤️
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myles brown (@mdotbrown) profile picture
myles brown@mdotbrownMay 1
I don’t care what happens Jaden McDaniels is already in the dog Hall of Fame
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Jon Krawczynski (@JonKrawczynski) profile picture
Jon Krawczynski@JonKrawczynskiMay 1
A reminder: When Game 1 was over, the Nuggets had won 13 straight games. Heavy, heavy favorites over the Wolves. Minnesota took 4 of the next 5, holding the Nuggets under 100 in three of them.
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💫@APVLLO17May 1
Greatest night in this franchise history #ThankYouRosas
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Bobby Wagner@bwagsMay 1
Jokic losing a 3 vs. 6 seed first round series against an opponent who’s down their best player and another top five player is something they would’ve put LeBron in a gulag for in the 2010s. Just crazy
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Timberwolves Clips@WolvesClipsApr 18
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Minnesota Timberwolves
@TimberwolvesApr 30
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