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Trial Lawyer & Computer Scientist

Houston, Texas
Joined December 2019
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
This image will forever go down in the history books as the day that Lt. Gov Dan Patrick set into motion a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall and cost him the most powerful seat in the state And it all started by throwing a bag of our Cereal Bites 😂🍃👋
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Goodbye @DanPatrick 👋💚
Vikki Goodwin declared victory over Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Tuesday to become the first Democratic lieutenant governor of Texas in 27 years, handedly dismissing an architect of the modern Texas Republican Party who pushed the state further right in his nearly two decades in public office. bit.ly/4Af2TSg
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
I’m very glad the Republican Party learned from their mistakes when they ran Herschel Walker and Dr. Oz and decided to run such champions of our people like Darlene Graham, Vivek, and Ken Paxton instead.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Voters resoundingly sent Sabet & SAM packing. Not one police organization or union supported the yes campaign. While @Policeforreform & The National Association of Black Law Enforcement Officers (NABLEO) also announced its endorsement for the No On 8 campaign, and a group of more than 50 current and former law enforcement officials separately signed an open letter opposing the anti-cannabis initiative. This is a message to Sabet who funded a vanity campaign based on scare tactics and misinformation. Congrats to the Stop the Repeal campaign.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Mike Elko has said repeatedly that Brady Hart is not going to play. So why isn't Casuga getting those snaps in practice? It's week 10. If Hart can't be seen as a replacement for Marcel's 8 TDs/8 INTs in 8 games, Casuga should get all the extra snaps.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
The Brewers were ripping good luck cigs prior to each game of the World Series 😂😂
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
English language proficiency is important. Understanding the risks and how to operate and function in the country you live in is important. Uber Dallas guy Couldn't communicate in English. 80 degrees and he didn't understand turn the air on. He drove 55 in a 70 the whole way. Four cars blew their horn because he wouldn't maintain our lane. Every exit only sign he waited until the very last minute until he could see everyone merging couldn't read the signs. This guy is an accident waiting to happen. Now...imagine him in a 80k lbs truck. For context I investigate crashes and testify in court on human factors and driving, etc., I train drivers, commercial and non, EVOC, Motorcade, AAA, NSC and Smith system with every license and Endorsement possible...this guy crashes in the next 90 days I'd bet my life on it. What is happening to licensing standards in this country? – at Highland Park, TX
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
This girl is an embarrassment to A&M. She doesn't know her history (she transposed "1876" as the year A&M first admitted black students--that was the year the university was FOUNDED). Texas A&M's mascot is a dog named "Reveille." She enjoys status as the highest ranking member of the Corps of Cadets. Texas A&M is a Senior Military College (exact same congressional mandate for military training as The Citadel, VMI, Norwich, etc.--TAMU didn’t admit our first "nonreg" (non-military) student until 1965--only 2 years after integrating women and minorities in 1963 (and the civil right act passed in 1964). Reveille became A&M's mascot in 1931, over 30 years prior to the civil rights act and integration. She gets her name from what the cadets who took her in so dubbed her after the mutt they picked up to care for after a car accident got excited to hear the morning bugle call (a tune known as "Reveille). A dog becoming the mascot for my Fightin' Texas Aggies had literally nothing to do with elevating a dog over black people, and I'm disappointed that she'd even think to go there in her misguided thought process. I'm not calling her dumb, but she should also know that Texas A&M discontinued affirmative action admissions back in 2003 (a point of fierce pride for me, as I was accepted in 2006). And the school's black and hispanic admissions GREW even faster than those at texas university in austin. Grew with minorities who EARNED their way in, rather than simply checking a box on the school's diversity metrics. She'd do well to honor that legacy by applying critical thought to her incorrect stance asserting black people or minorities cannot be racist. Her feeble "prejudice" rejoinder doesn't follow, either, as prejudice based on skin color is literally racism by definition. youtu.be/wTM8uc6IZKA?is=6DBn…
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
I guess legal AGI isn’t here yet
TRACKED CHANGES: Anthropic has hired nearly 100 lawyers in 18 months as it prepares for a potentially record-breaking IPO. Many sit outside its legal department, in HR, tax, policy and product teams, Bloomberg Law reports.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Not going to believe it. Absolutely no chance Texas blows another double digit lead at home in back-to-back weeks. Won’t happen.
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KJ Edwards was averaging 6 yards a carry in the 1st half for Texas A&M vs Alabama He received 2 carries in the 2nd half Two
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Texas A&M starting RB KJ Edwards turned five runs into 37 yards in the first quarter vs. Alabama. He had three carries for the rest of the game.
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We literally saw Marcel complete a few open passes and were so astonished that we thought the season was back on
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
The more mimetic a person is, the more blind they are to another entity's mimesis.
The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Taleb making the fairly standard mistake of blaming the propagandised for consuming the propaganda. People aren’t stupid they are manipulated, sold to, conned, deluded, deceived and deliberately severed from their instincts. Rather like he was during Convid.
The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
I have never met a person who uses Threads
JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Since the start of last year, Notre Dame's 16 wins have come against teams that are a combined 62-91 vs FBS opponents (.405) and 32-78 vs P4 opp (.290). Take off the 16 L to the Irish and its 32-62 vs P4...
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation: QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions. RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped. WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook. WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better. Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7. TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale. LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife. Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason. Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch. WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to. Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it. Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman. This team goes 14-3.
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Brian Beckcom Lawyer retweeted
Notre Dame lost to the one ranked team they’ve played all season. The preferential treatment of that prima donna program has got to stop.
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