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BriskHumor

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Joined November 2011
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Joker@Its_TheJoker11 Jan 2013
I'm killing obese people everyday with my partner, Ronald Mcdonald.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker11 Jan 2013
I can't understand a single shit that comes out of Batman's mouth. Is he speaking bat?
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I don't like morning people… or mornings… or people.
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Haylor broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
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It's 2013, and you're still alive. Guess my 2012 resolution didn't come true.
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You think you're my master? Who's the one picking up my poop? Carry on.
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#IfSantaWasAsian, I might actually end up on the menu for Christmas Dinner.
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Peek-a-boo. I still hate you.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker6 Jul 2012
Sometimes my freaking 3G turns into an "o"
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I put my music on shuffle but all the shit music keeps getting played.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I can't find my iPad. Now I can't watch my movie on bed.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I only got an 80 GB iPod for my birthday. No one loves me.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I can't find my 7th pillow. How am I going to sleep?!
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I need to know the time but I'm too lazy to take out my phone.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker28 Jun 2012
I'm bored! I've been playing with my PS3 and Xbox 360 all day. I need a new console.
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Joker@Its_TheJoker27 Jun 2012
I have to take public transport :(
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Joker@Its_TheJoker27 Jun 2012
My allowance is only 3 digits :(
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Joker@Its_TheJoker27 Jun 2012
I have to eat my veggies?! Do I look like a vegetarian to you mum?
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Joker@Its_TheJoker27 Jun 2012
Mum didn’t cook for me, she wants me to starve.
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