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Joined September 2026
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And you wondered why we stand with @RepThomasMassie
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Truth is catturd is my bitch.
The truth is - they'll go on yet another long vacation the entire time which is the very reason they lost.
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Mike's idea of defending the Republic is putting together a 100 piece statue of liberty jigsaw 🧩
Exactly! It's now or never! DEFEND THE REPUBLIC!
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Looks like @LauraLoomer or Larry whichever you prefer has lost all credibility. Bye Larry.
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Abe would be pissed
Even Abe had to deal with the propaganda...
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Oh look @TheCharlesDowns the Massie hater has some explaining to do.
Replying to @TheCharlesDowns
@TheCharlesDowns you absolutely participated. I did not pay you, Loomer did. You just scrubbed your X today to hide your association with her. You know what you did and you benefited massively. I will not delete anything. Please sue me if I'm lying.
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Bet it's made in China šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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Why is @catturd2 protected? Is it because he sucks off Elon every chance he gets?
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The question is are @catturd2 @GuntherEagleman @Hunter_Eagleman @nicksortor @Shawn_Farash @DefiyantlyFree and others getting checks as well. How many of these maga accounts involved.
WaPo: Laura Loomer has been taking undisclosed payments from private clients to post political content on X—reportedly $3k–$5k per tweet, with bank records showing >$60k to her and her company King Breaker Media. Trump campaign adviser Alex Bruesewitz confirmed paying her for policy posts. Just like we’ve all been saying: she’s not an independent America First voice. She’s a paid operative for big corporate interests—and most likely Israel. The receipts are finally here, and she can’t spin this one away.
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Elon rigs this place
The X algorithm is completely fucked up. Thomas Massie gets 5.2 million views, 194,000 likes, 30,000 reposts, and 7,100 comments. Meanwhile, Dave Portnoy, a jew who makes money getting young people hooked on gambling, gets 3 million views for some meaningless bullshit. Massie gets 22 TIMES more likes, 117 TIMES (!!!) more reposts, and 24 TIMES more comments, but ONLY 1.7 TIMES as many views. Apparently, X would rather push degeneracy and gambling culture onto young people than give genuine political dissent the reach its engagement deserves. What a fucking joke.
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Red headed Loomer jr, is on it
I will be hopping on the phone with Jacob tomorrow. šŸŽ¤šŸ«³
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This shit is embarrassing. This has got to be the most boring shit show of all time.
I’m predicting a red wave in 2028. This blue ripple was a wake-up call, not a surrender. Remove the cowards in the GOP and replace them with people who are willing to fight and get sht done. Full throttle.
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Damn $500 who else did you pay Jacob
I personally paid @LauraLoomer to post tweets earlier this year. A good amount of cash too. I will gladly share screenshots, receipts, texts, and the names of other people who paid her. It was always very intresting to hear from her who she was willing to be paid to trash and who was off limits. @alexbruesewitz @washingtonpost @thedailybeast @Jerusalem_Post
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100s have dmd him šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤”
I’ve had hundreds of people DMing me asking who I’m supporting for president in 2028. Seriously, lol, I don’t even know who the candidates are yet. But if I had to guess right now, who I’m supporting
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Let it be known that that fat boomer midget @catturd2 is my bitch
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Hey this is Q speaking @catturd2 and @GuntherEagleman are panty wearing fags
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Brooding Spidey retweeted
Hey...@dbongino finally blocked me! Do I get a set of steak knives or something as a prize?
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The voice of MAGA
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In two years his testicles still won't have dropped.
The next two years are gonna be so much fun šŸ˜‚
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He's describing himself
Truth - they only care about ladder climbing, popularity, and money. The country could burn for all they care.
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