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Republicans Unsure Why Voters Are Mad At Them As They Literally Haven't Done Anything These Past Two Years
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I keep getting dms to post John Thune so I'm starting a people's choice award.
Selected by you
Retard of the day 🏅
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We're in a new era of communication, and only one side seems to be living in it. The old guard consultant class is about to be relegated to the dustbin of history.
If you think that high prices lost the election for the right, you don't understand marketing. Humans have no problem paying a premium for a good quality brand. Notice the word "brand", not "product". Are Nikes better than New Balance? Nope. But the brand is better. And notice what happened when they tinkered with the brand and screwed their core narrative? Nike stock fell through the basement. Did the product change? Nope. The brand did.
It's not the product, it's the brand. Results don't sell the product, the storytelling does. Will these newly-elected commies lower prices? Of course not. Are they gonna get you free healthcare? No, your insurance is gonna get even worse, just like it did the last time they tried socialized medicine. They're not going to do anything they've sold you, but...like Saul Goodman said: if you're committed enough, you can make any story work.
The committed storytelling of a couple insane podcasters was enough to fracture an entire political coalition from their own side in less than 2 years...they have zero power, zero credibility, they've never actually governed anything nor produced any results, but...they're good storytellers, and that's all that matters. Are they telling a good story? No, it's atrocious, but they're telling their atrocious story effectively and compellingly.
It is 100% true that everything's too damn expensive, and we all know that inflated prices are always sticky. Does anyone know that it's entirely the result of shutting down the global economy over the flu and (both naive republicans and democrats) printing infinity dollars for several years? Nope...because nobody has effectively told that story, and it's an unsexy story to tell. "Free stuff!" is a VERY easy story to tell, and when everyone's gotta take out a second mortgage just to pay their insurance premiums, "free healthcare" is an unbeatable story. It doesn't matter that "free healthcare" doesn't exist and socialized medicine is a terrible product...it's not the product, it's the brand. And "FREE!" is a great brand.
You can't get mad at people for having the financial literacy of a 9 year old. I mean, you can, but they outnumber you a million to one, so it's not going to be productive. You need to figure out how to make an unsexy story sexy, or else the "free stuff!" crowd is going to eat your lunch every time. If you give people a choice between earning a six pack on a treadmill or taking Ozempic, they're gonna choose Ozempic...they don't care about the side effects. If you give people a choice between fiscal discipline or free stuff...guess what they'll pick? They don't care about the side effects.
With projected growth of 5%, the economy right now is stronger than it's been in generations. Is that the story you hear? Nope. Is that the vibe you feel? Absolutely not, especially when every time you fill up your gas tank, it feels like a diesel enema.
It's not the product, it's the brand. A great product can fall into oblivion with bad messaging...a single bad review from one effective storyteller can tank a restaurant. The "influencer economy" is lucrative for a reason; everybody inherently understands the importance of effective storytelling...except the right. Zohran Mamdani gets it...he has an army of influencers on staff. In a perfect metaphor of this transitional phase of old guard vs new wave political messaging, Zohran nuked the Vice President into oblivion with maybe the biggest ratio in the history of the internet. By simply posting the subway assistant meme, Mamdani got 2 MILLION likes, quoting a post from the VP that had only 10K likes. If you're reading that sentence thinking "this is fucking ridiculous, you're talking about social media likes as political analysis now?"...you are the problem.
Yes, this stuff matters. Rizz matters. The President did a masterful job of this kind of retail politics in his historic 2024 campaign...you can be angry that this is what politics has been reduced to, but you can either adapt or die.
"No the problem is, you didn't deliver enough for the American people!" Are you a moron? Since when does anybody care about that? What have democrats delivered for Californians in the last 20 years? Unmitigated wildfires, homeless drug zombies everywhere, roads that look like Fallujah in 2004...people don't care about results. They think they care about results. That want you to believe they care about results, just as Nike wants you to believe their shoes are better than New Balance...but at the end of the day, all people really care about is the swoosh.
Adapt or die.
Guys, I hate to break it to you, but most political advisors are so bafflingly incompetent, it would make your head spin. All the talented communicators go work in Hollywood or at Saatchi and Saatchi, and these political bros never tap these agencies for help...I've connected several campaigns with literally the best marketing geniuses in the game, got them discounted rates, even...and they just never even bothered calling. It truly feels like a lot of consultants and candidates just want to lose.
You ever wonder how my ads went so massively viral, but there's not been a single candidate who's come close to it? It's their dumbass advisors. I didn't go with any political advisors, and they were SO mad about it. I partnered with a filmmaker and marketing wizard, instead of political grifters. Why? Because I wanted our messaging to be effective. Political ads suck. Nobody watches them. I wanted people to want to watch my ads. The fact that nobody else understands this is...I honestly don't know how to explain it, other than they want to lose.
There are a bunch of candidates who love it when their party loses power. It takes all the heat off them, because then they can't be expected to pass legislation when they're in the minority, plus they can fundraise way better off of the rage when the opposition is running roughshod over the country. Baffling to watch.
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It’s 3pm in New York and there’s a completely naked person trying to take a shit at a crosswalk
Get me out of here
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North Carolina, Ohio, and Nevada all passed amendments requiring ID to vote.
We lost big in these three states.
Even in states where Republican candidates lost, voters voted for secure elections. Voter ID is a winning issue.
5 states passed amendments stating only citizens can vote as well.
The betrayal of the GOP not passing the SAVE America Act is beyond belief.
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Democrats won 5 minutes ago and they’re already revealing their plans to use politically motivated lawfare to target Trump and ICE
This shouldn’t be a surprise though…
They literally told us they will do this if they win
Congrats to the people who voted democrat because of gas prices…. You just voted for this
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Within two hours of polls closing in Florida, all 5.5 million ballots were counted and the results were announced.
This really isn’t hard.
Dysfunctional elections is a choice.
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India counted 640 million votes in one day
Florida counted 11 million votes in a matter of hours
There is absolutely no reason we shouldn’t have election results tonight
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Make sure you’re sitting down for this
These stats are INSANE
DHS tells me that for the FIRST TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY, there have been ZERO releases at the border during a fiscal year.
We are now at 17 consecutive months of ZERO releases at the border.
DHS shared with me this photo of the border now.
As a reminder, this is what it looked like under Democrat control
The contrast can’t be more clear
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"I'm sorry Anakin. The Tusken Raiders that killed your mother aren't fit to stand trial. Their midichlorian counts are too low."
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Crazy that the party that says “No Kings” is trying to do exactly what a king would do and scrap every check that could ever keep them out of power…
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TIL even our veterans organizations have been infiltrated by communists.
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Democrats are openly saying that if they get power, they will:
✅Mass amnesty (30M+ new voters)
✅End the filibuster, pack SCOTUS
✅Eliminate the Electoral College
✅End social media free speech
✅Add 2 blue states (DC & PR)
✅MAGA arrests, de-banking
✅National ban on voter ID
They're admitting to this OUT LOUD, and you want to sit home & let them assume power?
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So lemme get this straight…
Multiple foreign countries are refusing to take back THEIR OWN CITIZENS because even they don’t want these scumbags.
And Democrats want us to keep them here instead and give them free housing, food, healthcare, and education paid for by taxpayers???
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I, too, want to live in a world where other cultures can be welcomed and respected for what they offer. But we don’t live in that world. In this world, our success is preyed upon by communists and their Muslim cousins and a variety of other predators and we must defeat them.






















