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You’re busy scrolling through hashtags and I’m out here putting in work all-day. You’re either down with our vision or I put you A-Town Down. ⤷ @_Theory1 fan.

I’m in it.
Joined December 2012
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Took me a second
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when ur a grown ass man but u genuinely got a fat ass butt
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Yo bro, you stroking?
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4 years ago today was one of Vince McMahon’s final RAW main event as Chairman of WWE The show closed with Bobby Lashley and Austin Theory in a pose off to end the night 😂 (2022)
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woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife
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My Theory💪🏻 #TheoryMotivation
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bottoming.
WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??
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Logan Paul told Austin Theory about his torn triceps in the middle of the match 💭
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My balls smell so good after the gym
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TOTAL CHAOS and @WWERollins STILL kicks out!!!!
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Otra vez Austin Theory hablando con Maxxine Dupri de fondo. Llevan tres años así xd #WWERAW
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Currently putting this to good use. I love bed rest. 😈
Left my wallet at the gym, can someone Cashapp me $99.25?
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*wraps my big butt around your leg and flexes my butt hole against your skin a little*
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my mom thinking my gay ass would continue the bloodline:
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Safe to say @_Theory1 does NOT believe in @joehendry 😳
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i need to lick a guy's bicep and pits
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Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way
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