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Just a regular guy doing regular things. Arkansas- Montana- Vermont- Florida- Iowa Razorbacks. Cardinals. Celtics. MT Grizzlies.

Dubuque, IA
Joined May 2011
Just realized while watching the Hog game tonight that the Razorbacks won't have made it to the Sweet Sixteen in 25years if they don't make it this year. #hellodepressionmyoldfriend
TD Run aside. K.J. immediately looks like he commands the huddle, line, and offense in general. His confidence is palpable.
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Im having trouble quantifying how bad this Razorback performance against San Jose State is to my GF. #embarrassing
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Oh. My. Word ... watching the LSU LG here. 🥞, celebrates and then gets another 🥞 ... I’m at a loss of words.
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Rutgers center Mike Maietti was so fired up about that touchdown, he legit punched QB Art Sitkowski in the face:
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Did it for Manchester United. Did it for Everton. Did it for D.C. United. @WayneRooney has now scored a halfway line goal for every club he’s played for. The only player to have ever done it 3 times. Class is permanent.
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Just your typical #Montana traffic jam with 25inches of snow and sub-zero temperatures.
You might be in Montana if you pass The Bear's Lair, The Bum Steer, The Sawmill Saloon, The Rustic Hut, The Golden Moose, Cowboy Troy's, Kodiak Jax, and The Wild Mare in less than an hour.
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SP-Pedro $2 CP-Billy W. $3 C-Joe Mauer $2 1B-Pujols $5 2B-Jeff K. $1 SS-ARod $5 3B-Wade B. $3 LF-Ricky H. $4 CF-Edmonds $1 RF-Ichiro $5 DH-Molitor $2 Speedy team that will put the ball in play with just enough power. This team would be pitcher's nightmare.
All-Time Favorite Player in each sport NBA- Kevin Garnett NFL- Peyton Manning NCAAF- Adrian Peterson NCAAB- Blake Griffin MLB- Albert Pujols Boxing- Sugar Ray Leonard Wrestling- ???? Soccer- Thomas Müller Hockey- Jonathan Quick
All-Time Favorite Player in each sport NBA - Sidney Moncrief NFL- Steve Atwater NCAAF - Bo Jackson NCAAB - Corliss Williamson MLB - Albert Pujols Boxing - Roberto Duran Wrestling - My Dad Golf - Whoever Soccer - Zzzzzzzzz Hockey - Wayne Gretzky
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It was a cool midterm election day which was ironic since I never amounted to anything. #TheFirstLineOfMyAutobiography
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*Neil deGrasse Tyson angrily walking out of A Star is Born*
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The Eastern Conference seeing the LeBron news
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CAN. NOT. BREATHE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yurachek lists out some of the things he’s heard about from fans on social media: Coke vs. Pepsi, Nolan Richardson Court, the Slobbering Hog at mid-court of BWA.
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OH. MY. GAWD.
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