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Just a regular guy doing regular things. Arkansas- Montana- Vermont- Florida- Iowa Razorbacks. Cardinals. Celtics. MT Grizzlies.

Dubuque, IA
Joined May 2011
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Oh. My. Word ... watching the LSU LG here. 🥞, celebrates and then gets another 🥞 ... I’m at a loss of words.
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Rutgers center Mike Maietti was so fired up about that touchdown, he legit punched QB Art Sitkowski in the face:
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Did it for Manchester United. Did it for Everton. Did it for D.C. United. @WayneRooney has now scored a halfway line goal for every club he’s played for. The only player to have ever done it 3 times. Class is permanent.
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*Neil deGrasse Tyson angrily walking out of A Star is Born*
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The Eastern Conference seeing the LeBron news
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CAN. NOT. BREATHE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yurachek lists out some of the things he’s heard about from fans on social media: Coke vs. Pepsi, Nolan Richardson Court, the Slobbering Hog at mid-court of BWA.
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OH. MY. GAWD.
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When you know someone is crazy but your friends are like, "What are you talking about they seem great!"
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Tomorrow #SON!! Ready to get to Top Hat Lounge in #MISSOULA. Get tix while you can bit.ly/Whitey-Missoula
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Messi's goal with Celine Dion... Magisterial! #Messi #ElClasico
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This is the best video on the Internet currently. nitter.gq/stevosideways/status/8…
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iverson had the whole league on skates
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The SEC is average behind Alabama b/c of Nick Saban. No great coaches want to come into this conference anymore. Have to hire just good ones
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Yeah...but don't kick it to Joe Ada...I mean, Turpin. #WPS
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lmao she's a savage
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Watching the #USAvARG game like:
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“I’ll take some time to reflect. I want to kiss my wife and my kids. I’m going to drink a lot of Budweiser tonight!” - PEYTON
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Nah. Just give it to Collins... This kid. Damn... vine.co/v/ibJPZWe3pYM
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