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Chicago IL
Joined March 2012
Brandon Aiyuk on Friday
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i miss mac miller
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you're going to be dead for a really long time mate take a fuckin risk. move somewhere new. fall in love. start a company. learn to surf.
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He BULLIED 14-Year-Old Mike Tyson in School... THEN They Met in the RING! "He couldn't kill me then, now I'm gonna kill him"
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my sugar momma’s moving to miami with her 8 children. i negotiated a 6mo firm term & pay bump to $7k/mo + 10 three-month renewals & 10% pay bumps at each renewal.. but i’ll be spending every wednesday & every other weekend at hers.. thanksgiving i’m hers. christmas is free. W
first time sugar baby seeking guidance here.. took her to Cipriani last night.. or vice versa.. lol... we talk work.. her ex-hubbys.. her kids.. how i’m her 4th sugar baby this year.. yes.. the 4th.. insane no?? maybe?? alas…. we opt for dessert at mine.. a personal fav.. so we head back.. I pee.. freshen up.. gas station honey pack.. the whole 9…. i’m walking out the bathroom like a million bucks.. it’s tres leches time… except i walk out and she’s gone. now look.. i have a modest 1,350sf 2br 2.5ba apt… but there’s only so many places she could hide… i check the rooms.. bathrooms.. nothing.. “where’s my mama at?”… nothing. “mama”… nothing. then from the balcony i hear… “i hope you mean where’s my moommmyyy at”.. so i look outside & shit you not… my mommy’s butt naked over the rail & looking back at me.. “come here”……. wow. i became a brickell finance man last night…. living the dreams a young brickell finance boy once had… life was perfect.. until this morning…
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I work in aviation so this morning I got to sit around with a bunch of pilots and discuss this horrible situation and I found it so interesting that none of the pilots thought the gender or race of the pilots were a factor at all but a bunch of fucking idiots on here do.
Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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I had a sad story too, I got my ass up and fixed it tho
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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The work is always louder than the noise.
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mr.spenditonwhoimfucking
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they playing a wnba finals game while mcdonalds still serving breakfast
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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jayda wayda 3yrs older than me tbs she voted for Obama. girl in ‘08 i was 8 & you were 11 😭 and when he was reelected in 2012 i was 12 & you were 15 😭😭😭 i hate when ppl lie g, you rlly just gotta ignore rapper babymommas sometimes
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Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat on stage in 1982 and had to take 24 rabies injections immediately after. He snorted a line of ants off the sidewalk on a dare. Got arrested for urinating on the Alamo in a dress. Was charged with attempting to murder his own wife Sharon during a blackout he has zero memory of. Was fired from Black Sabbath for showing up drunk to rehearsal for three weeks straight. He sold over 100 million records. Black Sabbath invented heavy metal and made $50 million before he was 30. His solo career added another $100 million. The Osbournes on MTV became the most watched reality show in the network's history. Sharon turned a complete madman into a global brand worth over $220 million. In the video below, a 1982 interview surfaces where Ozzy sits completely unfiltered and explains the bat, the dr*gs, the split personality - and why Adolf Hitler inspired his stage show. He said there are two people living inside him. Ozzy Osbourne and John Osbourne. John likes to go fishing and have quiet dinners with his wife. Ozzy bites the heads off things and 80,000 people lose their minds. On dr*gs he was direct: he took them like they were going out of fashion. Every kind. Every day for years. Then one morning decided he was wasting a God-given talent on a dope attitude and stopped. On Hitler - he said he admired the charisma. Not the crimes. The ability to move millions of people in one direction. He wanted to take that same energy and point it toward something good. The interviewer stared at him. The most dangerous-looking man in rock history - sitting in a chair talking about fishing trips and how much he loves his wife. Was Ozzy Osbourne rock's greatest madman, or just the most honest man in the room?
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single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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I’m choosing the bitch with a job.
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Hey look, that bitch that murdered her kid is mad about what I said on SNL
JUST IN: Casey Anthony blasts Shane Gillis over his SNL monologue, telling men to stop commenting on women's clothing & "do better."
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Mood in The Bay after seeing the Seahawks lose twice in less than a week 💀
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saw stud buy a Plan B in CVS two hours ago and my mind been racing ever since
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