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Joined March 2016
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Replying to @TDC_Hockey
Maybe a couple years too young also. Forgot you mentioned 11U. I don’t think that started saying that until Bantam’s, so 13-14?
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Replying to @TDC_Hockey
Always had a coach yell “Horny guy high!” Mesning the trailer needs to stay high and not get too horny for the net.
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Replying to @jakemalasek
So true, i’ve never bought white tape. Always been black tape guy, always thought goalies had a harder time seeing the puck (goalie saw my shots just fine tonight).
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Replying to @BergTheBuilder
Visiting my cousin at Hopatcong this weekend. Feel like I’m apart of history
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Someone missed the ~joke~
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Replying to @CoachFatPitz
Worst sammie I’ve had in recent memory. Just god awful bread
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You have to put in tour DOB, address billing everything else. But your weight should also he a requirement. Step on the scale at the gate like you make us do with our bags. Its not fair for anyone 100+ lbs to be stuck paying for someone else’s extra seat & deal with them naked
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Caps are on pace for an 84-0 season. #allcaps
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The NHL needs games on Friday nights, no college football or NFL on. Seems like a huge opportunity missed for little competition with airtime and after a long work week I just wanna crack a few sodas and watch puck
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Colton Heuple retweeted
Constance Fisher drowned her three children in a bathtub in 1954. Mental hospital. Declared better. Released. Husband stayed. They had three more kids. She drowned those three too. Same house. Same bathtub. Same excuse. Six dead children because a system treated a child killer like a patient who just needed time. That is the whole argument. Not “was she sad.” Not “did she hear voices.” What happens after you let them out, and who pays for it the second time. Lindsay Clancy strangled her three kids. People are already writing her a sympathy card and calling prison cruel. Cruel is three little bodies. Cruel is doing it once and getting a path back to freedom. Cruel is pretending history didn’t already run this experiment and lose six kids. Mental illness can explain how someone gets there. It does not give you a free murder. It does not entitle you to more children. And it does not require the rest of us to wait around and see if the next round dies too. If you kill your kids, you don’t get to be a mother again. You don’t get a soft landing and a second family. Life without parole. Lock the door. Stop experimenting on other people’s children and making excuses. Convict her. Convict those who harm children. Period.
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Brb ubering to Naperville to kick my co-workers fucking ass
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Colton Heuple retweeted
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Chicks that hangout at navy pier look like mike wazowski
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Replying to @heatdaddy69420
Never wanna be chin under shin
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Replying to @heatdaddy69420
Kept the chinn tucked. Impressive
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Colton Heuple retweeted
Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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Colton Heuple retweeted
No red card. No penalty. No yellow card. No foul. No review. FREE FOLARIN BALOGUN.
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Looking for a job, must be - 40 hrs/wk - remote - $250k/yr - no real skill involved Who’s hiring?
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Replying to @ryanwhitney6
Grok says no goal!!
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