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I don't have pronouns. All my nouns are amateurs.

Texanistan
Joined July 2012
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I don't judge people like some others do. That's why I'm better than they are.
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Caffeinated Penguin retweeted
This is the heartbreak that is so often ignored. When boys play girls’ sports, the boys get institutional support and sympathetic media profiles, while adults in charge congratulate themselves on their virtuous ability to ignore reality. But girls are left abandoned on the sidelines, grappling with a devastating but unmistakable message: “You don’t matter.” States like Washington will toss girls’ fairness, safety, and opportunity aside the moment it interferes with the interests of a boy who claims to be a girl. This isn’t just wrong. It’s a deliberate decision to treat girls worse than boys and demand sacrifices from them that boys don’t have to make. This is unlawful sex discrimination under Title IX. That’s the argument we made in a recent application to the Supreme Court. On behalf of our client Kallie Keeler, we asked the Court to stop this unlawful discrimination and make Washington state give her a fair and safe playing field so she can play the sport she loves. This scene just shows several more human reasons why the Court’s action is needed.
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Lying chest-to-chest with our arms around each others bare backs, inhaling the scent of that one person who makes our lives complete is even more intimate than the act of physical joining.
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(And sometimes instead of going to sleep in each other's arms, she whispers in my ear, "Mister, take my panties off, NOW.)
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Asked Grok to create an image based on what I like.
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France is so backward that they refer to NATO as OTAN.
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I saw my father smash his thumb with a framing hammer. He winced and said "Gracious! That hurts!"
Replying to @Svigel
A professor at my university mentioned that writing a working class construction worker who didn’t swear when he accidentally smashed his thumb would be a disservice to the medium and disrespect art.
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Anyone who says that the War Between the States had nothing to do with slavery is historically ignorant and deliberately stupid. Anyone who says it was only about slavery is also historically ignorant and lacks critical thinking skills.
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Caffeinated Penguin retweeted
The blue-collar men I know are exactly like this 🔥. They aren’t losing sleep over your opinion 🤣. They lift heavy, work dirty, fix what’s broken, and are too busy building America and keeping your power on♥️🔥
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Why are Europeans so obsessed with the fact that Americans have air conditioning in their homes?
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Sometimes the key step in forgiveness is realizing that the other person is a complete idiot.
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