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Vibes are free | Sauce costs extra | My favourite producer is ME.

North East, England
Joined August 2011
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Chiko Kan retweeted
now THIS is innovation that excites
Cinema app design that shows you the view from your seat before you book.
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Bitch is that Bree’s gay son…
I can't think of a more worse sex experience than what Gabourey Sidibe has been giving to this dude
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Chiko Kan retweeted
Michael Carrick joins The Bloodline
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What yall mad at Druski for again? Lol cause G….the examples be exampling themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Pastor' Mike Todd preaching in a $4000 (reg price $6000) reclining massage chair for a sermon illustration, explaining "most believers right now are not in right STANDING with God, they're in 'right SITTING' with him."
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I would dead ass watch an entire season of this, no lie.
The Office after Democrats won on Tuesday. AI is getting scary good. This episode could have existed.
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Chiko Kan retweeted
Damn. They've killed his love for the game.
“this entire thing has hijacked my joy for what we do.” cody.. ☹️☹️ i don’t blame him at all. the booking for this feud was so poorly written…
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Went on a date with a guy whose father had him at 10 and the mom was 19. He thought it was chill cuz his dad was his best friend growing up but he was totally unaware of the fact his mother was a rapist.
Niggas in America stay getting molested cuz wtf
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Chiko Kan retweeted
It’s not that she just killed ghost out of spite. It’s that it hurt that man pockets. Everyone else still eating off POWER because we all connected to Ghost. That’s messed up when you think about it.
small ass in a BIG seat, 😆 she forgot I hired her 🤷‍♂️ @OmariHardwick is a real 🥷🏾 we hit the bullseye with POWER • gunitbrands.com
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Chiko Kan retweeted
He's an absolute specimen. They don't make like him anymore.
Everyone took is slow in the ice bath except brocke lenser.🥶🥶
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The rabbit hole goes deep. Follow @RabbiJeffx
Hey @grok, concise no spin. Right after Diana’s 1997 death, former MI5 officer Annie Machon reported that Diana planned a global humanitarian campaign supporting a specific country and feared a plot against her life because of it. @grok: 1 Which country? 2 What exact method did she fear would be used against her? Country and method only.
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Chiko Kan retweeted
This is how things work actually
This perfectly depicts the life of an Intercessor
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Chiko Kan retweeted
Prueba de que sí existe el idiota que cree que está bien hacer caravanas lentas hacia su destino.
🚨🏍️"CÓMO SE GENERA EL TRÁFICO" Este tipo en una MOTO muestra en pocos segundos el INSÓLITO motivo por el que se congestionan los CAMINOS.
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Chiko Kan retweeted
Kanye talks like an anime gang leader😂😂
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These screenshots are fabricated satirical memes, not real messages or examples of how Kanye talks. They come from a series of fake text exchanges created by @KonnyTalks. knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-ty-… x.com/KonnyTalks/sta…
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Esse cara precisa agradecer as câmeras pelo resto da vida.
Imagens de uma câmera de segurança mostram o instante em que Renata Rebeca dos Santos, de 26 anos, caiu do sétimo andar do Rio Poty Hotel, localizado na Ponta d’Areia, em São Luís. A jovem morreu na madrugada desta terça-feira (3). Nas imagens, Renata aparece caminhando pelo corredor ao lado do namorado e parando perto de uma janela. Poucos segundos depois, ela se inclina para trás, as pernas se levantam e ela some pela abertura. O namorado continua parado ao lado da janela por alguns segundos, aparentemente em estado de choque, e em seguida se agacha para olhar para baixo. Logo depois, um homem de camisa azul surge no corredor, é informado do que aconteceu e faz ligações pelo celular. A Polícia Civil trabalha com a hipótese de queda acidental e investiga se havia algum dano estrutural na janela. O namorado de Renata foi ouvido pelos policiais e liberado em seguida. 📸 Reprodução 📝 Redação 📲 Leia mais no #iMaranhense: imaranhense.com
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I keep thinking how much more effective this ad would have been to have had kids showered with tech and toys that bored them but then Gran shows them nostalgic festive basics. They cook together, make paper chains, and learn the true meaning of Christmas.
This John Lewis Christmas advert is a SHOCKER and it’s gone down about as well as a cup of cold sick.🤮 Two entitled, spoilt brats ignore their grandmother at the door, then trash the house and jump all over the furniture while their mother just shrugs and says, “Sorry, I think they need something to do”. Grandma digs some simple toys out of the attic. The ungrateful kids sulk. When they open their Christmas cards, they shake them looking for money and look disappointed when there isn’t any. They only cheer up when Grandma leads them into a room she’s spent a fortune turning into a full grotto. Who on earth thought this was a good idea and signed it off? No surprise it’s one of the worst-reviewed John Lewis ads ever and that the YouTube comments have been switched off. Dreadful.
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Chiko Kan retweeted
Listen to the whole thing.
Joe Rogan Worries Government Warnings to Stockpile Food & Water Are Legit “‘Surface-to-air missile systems have been deployed at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump International Airport at the request of the U.S. Secret Service’ … I think something's about to go down.”
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This hits hard...
We Asked AI To Show America Without Republicans
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Chiko Kan retweeted
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🚨 Direto da deepweb Recebi informações de uma fonte não confirmada. Suspeito que possa servir de referência para o conteúdo específico do evento que ocorrerá em novembro e para a data limite. [↓ A seguir, citação ↓] Tudo na internet será hackeado, o chamado "COVID 2.0" começará, os grandes bancos serão invadidos e os dados serão completamente apagados. Após milhares de contas mostrarem "0" e não haver mais como recuperar o saldo real, ocorrerá um lockdown da rede. A internet mundial será desligada por 3 meses, e com a ajuda de uma IA superavançada, todas as vulnerabilidades e bugs serão corrigidos, mas isso causará pânico e confusão em massa. É necessário estocar comida, água, ouro, prata, armas, munição e dinheiro o mais rápido possível. O desligamento global começará em "17 de novembro". [↑ Fim da citação ↑] Claro, não é preciso levar tudo isso ao pé da letra, mas é fácil imaginar que há uma grande possibilidade de que o mundo inteiro comece a agir com base nessas informações. A Grande Depressão, a Terceira Guerra Mundial, o uso de mísseis nucleares. É preciso completar os preparativos de todos os ângulos e se preparar mentalmente para que, não importa o que aconteça, não entremos em pânico. Primeiro, vamos superar de 3 a 5 de novembro. De 17 a 19 de novembro, haverá algum tempo de folga, então.
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Chiko Kan retweeted
And Khloe shut the fuck up after that 🤣🤣
Kris Jenner explaining why she wants to change her name back to Kardashian… NOT GONNA LIE, SHE LOWKEY ATE KHLOÉ UP WITH THAT ONE 😭😭💀
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