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Relyea, Connor

@CRelyea12

My mom thinks I’m goth? | Writing in @HardDriveMag, @mcsweeneys, etc. | Co-host @bitsoverbway | Features Contributor @TheOnion

 New York, NY
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It's my @mcsweeneys debut today! Happy Rings Of Power week to all who celebrate :) mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-f…
I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined

I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined

“We shouldn’t have to fix the choices Gollum made just because they may have doomed the world to Sauron’s dominion or the possible rise of a majestic and ter...

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 4
hey there ruthkanda what's it like in pronoun city
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 4
WERE SKIPPING WOKE 2.0, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO WOKE 3.0!!!!!!!
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Elizabeth Beavers@_ElizabethRBNov 4
literally perfect end to the graham legacy that Iran did regime change in South Carolina lol
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i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines
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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacingNov 4
Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenNov 4
okay don’t kill the fucking vibe
Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) profile pictureNancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosiNov 4
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
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wife supremacist@thefurlinatorNov 3
Yeah because that’s literally what they Wanted To Do
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@pourteauxNov 3
it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles
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when lindsay graham died all of the gay inside him got released into the surrounding countryside
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@whatkamisaysNov 4
i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDomaNov 4
every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Sam Herbst@smhrbstNov 4
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Connor Ewing@ConnorMEwingNov 4
I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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Peter Twinklage
@PeterTwinklageJul 17
Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so Jimothy could soar
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I do my best to not react when I see a celeb on the streets but I legit lost my cool when I saw her walking around the Village one day. I was like “It’s her! It’s Miss Train!”
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Bernie Wagenblast, the trans woman who is the voice of NYC's MTA, playfully puts on THE VOICE at NYC Pride 2026.
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Benito Antonio
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NUEVAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NYC this weekend
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Sondheim Lyrics@sondheimlyricsJun 14
Who wants to live in New York? Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat? Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street? Suddenly I do!
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matt bernstein@mattxivJun 14
long live the people’s republic of mamdanistan
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