I like dinosaur socks ๐Ÿฆ• ๐Ÿฆ– Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.

Somewhere on the water
Joined August 2009
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Taxing the wealthy is redistributing money, it's not creating new money. We need to generate new money by lowering taxes and encouraging business to grow.
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This tweet perfectly demonstrates the inflated ego of Palestinianism. No one or nothing compares to their inflated sense of self-worth and victimhood. Their success lies in the gullible worldโ€™s acceptance of their PR.
No people in modern history have suffered injustice on the scale endured by the Palestinian people.
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Just make sure folks, if you have elderly and / or vulnerable friends, family and neighbours that they register with power grid and energy companies as such. And the local authority if they have care needs. As this results in immediate help in a power cut, mobile generators are brought out and other help and essential services assist them. Not sure everyone knows this. But they need to register as such to be known as needing urgent help.
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Hay corbyn, Owen jones, Terry Christian, david paulden and the labour fucking party, wheres your outrage at this. Ohh I forgot if it was jews doing it you would be throwing your almond Milk lattes in the air.
No dejes de hablar sobre la masacre masiva de cristianos en Nigeria.
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Is this her admitting that her favourite cause is actually involved in terrorism?
The leading proponent of the "Zionism is racism" motion that is now Green Party policy has called for the Terrorism Act to be repealed. Read @alexrogerssky report on a Greens4Palestine news conference and watch Green MP Ellie Chowns' responseโฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿ”—news.sky.com/story/politics-โ€ฆ
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
The leading proponent of the "Zionism is racism" motion that is now Green Party policy has called for the Terrorism Act to be repealed. Read @alexrogerssky report on a Greens4Palestine news conference and watch Green MP Ellie Chowns' responseโฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿ”—news.sky.com/story/politics-โ€ฆ
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Weโ€™re watching Mayday with Ryan Reynolds and Kenneth Brannagh. Ryan Reynolds is doing a sterling job of playing Ryan Reynolds.
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๐Ÿšจ#DishonestJohn issues amber warnings from India. Sandbags arrive 14 HOURS too late. Drains paved over. Infrastructure sh*tshow. While Scotland floods, the SNP ๐Ÿคก show prioritises overseas junkets and millions on tat from China. Was The Skull FaceTiming as the storms hit? ๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Nats are hilarious!
We should dump the (debunked) Barnett Formula and keep all revenues and taxes raised in Scotland in Scotland, along with our territorial waters and our energy.
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๐Ÿšจ Israel has detained an SNP MP and a Greens MSP who were trying to enter Palestine
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Air Transat's dramatic landing in Glasgow during Storm Boelo i.stv.tv/4zfGR1E
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
I asked Labour MP Dawn Butler why she's demanding my constituents pay more tax to fund "reparations". She wouldn't answer, but called me a "racist" in the Commons. It's not right to make people pay "reparations" when they've done nothing wrong. Name-calling doesn't change that.
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She actually has a storm drain in front of her shop. But the council did some repairs and tarmaced over it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
NEW: Scottish Government Minister Stephen Flynn confronted by devastated owner of flooded shop in Largs - @LBC
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
Unsurprisingly, I read that our minimum wage is higher than France, Germany , Spain and Belgium - easy to guess the direction of travel when freedom of movement agreed with the EU ( as it surely will.) โฌ‡๏ธ
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
A journalist for the @guardian has informed us that our event with @nathancofnas "has caused some disquiet among alumni" who have warned that it risks creating a "hostile and exclusionary environment" for students. Please see our response below:
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
More than 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia 'massacre', church official says bbc.in/4swbUDS
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Lady Zen ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง retweeted
How can anyone negotiate a deal for that amount of school bags and still end up paying ยฃ28 per bag? These people think the public are stupid.
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