I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.

Somewhere on the water
Joined August 2009
Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
Mucked out, bed brushed back, rehung his haylage net & cleaned his water system… Did Owen move an inch? Nope! When our horses stay asleep while we work around them, it’s the biggest compliment. It shows they feel safe, secure & relaxed in their environment #StandTall #PHOwen
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Passengers on an ‘endless’ world cruise have been told to leave residential ship Villa Vie Odyssey with all their belongings in Cambodia after the company said it was 'unable to secure the fuel necessary to continue operations'.
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The company behind the Baby Box was awarded the contract. It is privately owned, not employee owned according to Companies House. APS Group Holdco Ltd, 75% holder -> APS Group Ltd -> APS Group (Scotland) Ltd
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There’s no better vehicle to hitch a career ride on than “Palestine” There’s no better audience to fawn over your Palestine Pilgrimage than Paddystinians. There’s no better grift to sell your merch than “Free Palestine” It’s the half-and-half scarf of activism.
Macklemore closes out his “Free Palestine” tour kickoff in Dublin with “Can’t Hold Us.”
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🚨NEW: An inquest has heard Lib Dem-run Cambridgeshire council received 127 complaints about a pothole in a 60mph zone before it killed two teenagers
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
I shouldn’t expect the usual hand-wringers will be tweeting endlessly that “JoRdAn aTTaCkeD a SoVeReiGn StAtE!!!”
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Replying to @CSG1973
Why are they lying ?
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Mr Kumar & a group of other wealthy Oxford Phd students went on a campaign of accusing me of racism over ten years ago he had never met me but decided I was racist based on 2 articles I had written in the Guardian (you can still read them & judge for yourself). They ridiculed me bullied me on line for several years because of my class & that I was white & had a mixed race son referring to me as 'Becky' & because I had grown up on a council estate they laughed about me being rough, sexually promiscuous (Becky) & stupid all the white working class girl stereotypes. It is of no surprise that this man is now bullying a Jewish woman on television & is in fact responsible for the Greens racist turn.
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
That's funny Kathy, because I grew up in the 70s, and I never saw this happen. Not once. Ever. You are a fucking liar.
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
Taxing the wealthy is redistributing money, it's not creating new money. We need to generate new money by lowering taxes and encouraging business to grow.
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This tweet perfectly demonstrates the inflated ego of Palestinianism. No one or nothing compares to their inflated sense of self-worth and victimhood. Their success lies in the gullible world’s acceptance of their PR.
No people in modern history have suffered injustice on the scale endured by the Palestinian people.
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Just make sure folks, if you have elderly and / or vulnerable friends, family and neighbours that they register with power grid and energy companies as such. And the local authority if they have care needs. As this results in immediate help in a power cut, mobile generators are brought out and other help and essential services assist them. Not sure everyone knows this. But they need to register as such to be known as needing urgent help.
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Hay corbyn, Owen jones, Terry Christian, david paulden and the labour fucking party, wheres your outrage at this. Ohh I forgot if it was jews doing it you would be throwing your almond Milk lattes in the air.
No dejes de hablar sobre la masacre masiva de cristianos en Nigeria.
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
The leading proponent of the "Zionism is racism" motion that is now Green Party policy has called for the Terrorism Act to be repealed. Read @alexrogerssky report on a Greens4Palestine news conference and watch Green MP Ellie Chowns' response⬇️ 🔗news.sky.com/story/politics-…
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
🚨#DishonestJohn issues amber warnings from India. Sandbags arrive 14 HOURS too late. Drains paved over. Infrastructure sh*tshow. While Scotland floods, the SNP 🤡 show prioritises overseas junkets and millions on tat from China. Was The Skull FaceTiming as the storms hit? 📱
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🚨 Israel has detained an SNP MP and a Greens MSP who were trying to enter Palestine
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Air Transat's dramatic landing in Glasgow during Storm Boelo i.stv.tv/4zfGR1E
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
I asked Labour MP Dawn Butler why she's demanding my constituents pay more tax to fund "reparations". She wouldn't answer, but called me a "racist" in the Commons. It's not right to make people pay "reparations" when they've done nothing wrong. Name-calling doesn't change that.
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Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬🇧 retweeted
Unsurprisingly, I read that our minimum wage is higher than France, Germany , Spain and Belgium - easy to guess the direction of travel when freedom of movement agreed with the EU ( as it surely will.) ⬇️
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