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Dave Chaston

@CaffeinatedDave

Warning: May contain snark. He/Him. No longer here.

Joined January 2009
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Satan
@s8n14 Dec 2024
life
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Me: This show sucks Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting
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Jesus Christ why would you do this to people just minding their day? Irredeemable antisocial behavior.
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Rothmus 🏴
@Rothmus27 Apr 2024
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Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.
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@Thinkwert9 Apr 2024
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James Kirk@Jiminy_Kirket5 Apr 2024
When the team lets the Engineering Manager submit a PR
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@AMAZlNGNATURE4 Apr 2024
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on 'flights' to keep him active
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*deep sigh* THAT'S WHAT XI SAID
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@GrahamTAllison2 Apr 2024
Replying to @GrahamTAllison
He went on to use an interesting metaphor to describe the US-China relationship: “I am in you, and you are in me” (你中有我，我中有你)
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David Attenborough, legendary British broadcaster, age 97.
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@MetsdUp29 Mar 2024
Mets veteran of the game Seymour Weiner
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congrats to fred durst
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@PopCrave27 Mar 2024
7-Eleven will be introducing a hot dog flavored sparkling water.
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There's no way to prepare you for what this sounds like, I can only insist that it's one of the greatest things I've ever heard.
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@anon_opin20 Mar 2024
'Child free' weddings are bullshit. If my kids aren't allowed then I'm not going either. No one in my family is a second class citizen.
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Priest Tells Dave Grohl He Doesn’t Need to Begin Every Confessional That Way thehardtimes.net/music/pries…
Priest Tells Dave Grohl He Doesn’t Need to Begin Every Confessional That Way

Priest Tells Dave Grohl He Doesn’t Need to Begin Every Confessional That Way

LOS ANGELES — Father Michael Kelly of St. Mark’s Parish asked Dave Grohl yesterday to stop beginning his confessional by screaming, “I... Continue this tale

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heath@heathdwilliams15 Mar 2024
on the ides of march, wanted to share my favorite julius caesar quote
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