ما أتخيل أتزوج امرأة تختصر حياتها في كوني زوجها بينما انا أطور نفسي مهنيًا وصحيًا وجسديًا وهي كل طموحها تطبخ لي وتربي عيالنا و بعد عشرين سنة أكون قطعت شوطًا في حياتي وهي لا تزال في المكان نفسه الزواج شراكة مو تنازل أحد الطرفين عن حياته عشان يتفرغ لحياة الثاني

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Caliph · Oct 14, 2026 · 7:02 AM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 14

Arab people when you put ketchup on your shawarma

Caliph · Oct 13, 2026 · 5:39 AM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 13

im not even getting random DMs from bots anymore, the internet is healing

Caliph · Oct 11, 2026 · 12:36 PM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 11

Pieta 🍂@PietaPotatoOct 11

most famous paintings from each european country.... amazing

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Caliph · Oct 10, 2026 · 1:32 PM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 10

that cutie patootie has been brought from extinction and you dare speak ill of him?

New York Post

@nypostOct 7

'Entirety of your hand': World's heftiest and most horrifying insect brought back from extinction - it's heavier than a mouse trib.al/MY2EV33

Caliph · Oct 8, 2026 · 8:29 AM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 8

say hi to my dog sometimes she meows but that’s because she gender solid or sum like that

Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6

you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks

Iran In Hyderabad · Oct 7, 2026 · 4:41 AM UTC

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Iran In Hyderabad

@IraninHyderabadOct 7

The occupation will be removed.

Image from Iran In Hyderabad (@IraninHyderabad)

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Soviet Wenda ☭ · Oct 7, 2026 · 10:50 PM UTC

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Soviet Wenda ☭@wendapissgulperOct 7

my vent art

Image from Soviet Wenda ☭ (@wendapissgulper)

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Caliph · Oct 7, 2026 · 2:45 PM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 7

fuck you stop acting so poetic you're the reason every kid at my work is unable to put their ipads down cause of your stupid ai brainrot generators

Sam Altman

@samaOct 7

looking up at the stars with extra awe tonight. "thy sea is so great and my boat is so small."

Yacine · Oct 4, 2026 · 8:06 PM UTC

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Yacine@hearts4kamikoOct 4

I fantasize about being asked questions

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Caliph · Oct 4, 2026 · 9:41 AM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Oct 4

The internet is too quick to label someone as unforgivable. What he joked about was 100% wrong but he owned up to his mistakes, blamed no one but himself and promised that he can be better. We aren’t perfect and we all fuck up sometimes, we need to learn to forgive and forget.

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callie , 🏳️‍⚧️ · Aug 21, 2025 · 4:38 PM UTC

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callie , 🏳️‍⚧️@QalliCallie21 Aug 2025

Replying to @Soccera00

i value an entire artistic medium more than the life of someone willing to ruin it

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Caliph · Sep 16, 2026 · 5:09 AM UTC

Caliph@Caliphz_Sep 16

May Allah strike down Sam Altman and the entire AI industry for making every piece of hardware unaffordable for millions of people

Valve

@valvesoftwareSep 14

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