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In a realistic world Panda would have gained followers for this post
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White people when you say you don’t like Steely Dan
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“ever since i gave you my peacock password all i get is HIV commercials” - my sister
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
oh fuck offffff your bovine ass smiled your way through Vietnam you can handle the comments section
The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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nigga thought shit was funny af during jim crow huh
The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
yo that’s an eminem reference
Guess who's back, back again~
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Me typing diddy stuff
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
movie name: TRAILER HD (2022)
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
I cannot believe it. I finally found John Rule34.
Yea so i pulled rule34xxx and all my other sites offline for now cuz of the incoming potential exploit. Maybe bit of over-reaction but for my for peace of mind. We're not hacked, no panic pls. Sorry for the lame downtime message, i had little time.
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
I think people really don’t appreciate how every diagram you’ve ever seen of human innards is extremely stylized for neatness, where in reality it’s all kinda just In There.
a page from the book Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution by Cat Bohannon, demonstrating the true compact arrangement of the female reproductive organs.
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I hate this kid not the character he's portraying but him as a person
Literally the exact interaction i just fucking had
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
Some conservationist were approaching a poacher’s gorilla trap to destroy it when an actual gorilla stopped them and warned them off while two other gorillas came by and took the trap apart. They would have thought that the humans were going to get caught in it.
YOUNG GORRILAS SEEN DISMANTLING POACHERS TRAPS FOR THE FIRST TIME Days after a poacher's trap killed a young mountain gorilla in Rwanda's Volcanoes National Park, researchers have spotted something remarkable: two four-year old gorillas working together to dismantle similar snares in the area.
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Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 retweeted
Never seen someone laugh dick first
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