I'm not serious.

London, England
Joined November 2022
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โ€˜Download videoโ€™ is the best feature theyโ€™ve added on here, the amount of memes I save is ridiculous
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๐Ÿšจ Jay-Z announced as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Not enough monkey
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohenโ€™s baby shower ๐Ÿ‘„
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Living in London is like Should i walk to the gym which will take 43 minutes. Or should i take the bus to the gym which will also take 43 minutes
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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We defo have distinguishable accents. You can tell when someone is Black on the phone. You can more than likely tell if they have a Caribbean or African background too imo from certain words and twangs used (especially in London) probably true for other major cities too.
Why do Black Americans have a unique accent while Black Brits have a normal British accent?
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What if homosexuality is a sin because Jesus got turned down by trade and he wants to punish all gays for it
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and theyโ€™ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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Just say anything, Iโ€™m easy
how do u text the dick man for dick
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his replies??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
โ€œTake your ballroom and shove it up your fat assโ€ is SENDING ME โ€ฆ is there merch?
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Brazil is such a fascinating place. You have a bad ass trans congresswoman, body slamming an arrogant right winger who has butthole shaving tutorials on YouTube. You canโ€™t make this shit up.
O dia que eu morrer quero esse vรญdeo na minha lรกpide!
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Me and my explicit account ๐Ÿค
How it feels trynna run two separate accounts
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why did they use a Currys location map ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
GTA VIโ€™s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show itโ€™s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 kmยฒ - GTA VI land area = ~100 kmยฒ
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Camden High Street pedestrianisation trial to be made permanent (link to article in reply below) Pedestrianisation season seems to be here in London, as Camden Council has announced it will make a trial pedestrianisation of Camden High Street permanent.
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I edited our sex tapes into a 30 minute loop and put it onto my wall with a projector. I lit tealight candles, turned on red lights, and greeted him at the door in lingerie and heels. He tore my ass up ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ 
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This is London! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŽก #ballondor
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My London ๐Ÿคฉ
Not even one full day and Londoners as well as guests of our capital are already fully embracing the pedestrian Oxford Street.
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Not even one full day and Londoners as well as guests of our capital are already fully embracing the pedestrian Oxford Street.
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