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I've come up with a #NAFO oath. I'll post it below for anybody interested.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
It is with enormous sadness that we have learned of the tragic death of Jesse Adams, who lost his life while carrying out an animal rescue mission in one of the most dangerous areas of Ukraine.
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Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
“Do you understand who you are dealing with? This is America. Back up.”
A United Nations meeting was dramatically suspended yesterday after US ambassador Mike Waltz and Cuban foreign minister Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla both ignored the chair’s plea for order in the chamber.
The problem started when Waltz blamed Cubans for the shocking US embargoes and blockades that are causing huge suffering to the people of the island.
Cuban representatives, astonished at the way Waltz blamed the victims for the crisis, in their eyes, stood up and objected, citing Rule 71, which allows listeners to raise a point of order.
Ambassador Waltz responded that the Cubans didn’t like the substance of his speech, so were not raising a point of order.
But when complaints continued, this caused Ambassador Waltz to lose his temper and shout “Back up! Back away. Do you understand what you’re dealing with? This is America.”
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INTERNATIONAL TERRITORY
The rest of the United Nations was outraged by this attitude, as the UN building is legally international territory.
When Waltz refused to stop his tirade, Khalilur Rahman, chair of the 81st session, ordered that the meeting be instantly suspended. Waltz ignored him.
The meeting was then resumed, but footage of the argument created a huge storm on social media.
Some people in the US defended Waltz’s narrative, blaming Cubans for the suffering caused by the US embargos.
But much of the commentary from the rest of the world said that the United Nations, for the safety of the delegates and the organization itself, should no longer be situated in New York.
When New York was originally chosen as the site, the US pledged not to politicize US visa access to meetings—but has regularly broken the pledge, such as refusing to allow visas for Palestinians.
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Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Be encouraged fellas and friends. Things are hard, but we are on the right side of history.
Stay focused, stay strong, I believe in you and am inspired by you all.
Upwards and onwards!
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church.
By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit.
His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two.
Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe.
On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications.
Then he was captured.
Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle.
The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper.
Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another.
He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured.
In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets.
When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade.
It worked.
He asked to join them. And they said yes.
For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion.
Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded.
He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow.
When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was.
He made it home to Michigan in April 1945.
In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral.
Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries.
And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Be…
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
🇨🇦 A FRIENDLY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO AMERICANS TRAVELLING ABROAD.
We’ve heard that some of you sew Canadian flags onto your backpacks to get a warmer welcome overseas.
We understand. Canadians are generally pretty well liked around the world, and we’re flattered that you’d like to borrow a little of that maple-leaf magic.
But to our friends around the world, a few tongue-in-cheek tips for spotting a counterfeit Canadian:
• We won’t ask if you speak American.
• We won’t speak loudly and slowly in American, assuming that will help you understand us better.
• Many of us speak at least two languages. Some speak three or four or more.
• We won’t look shocked when we discover your country doesn’t use dollars.
• We won’t assume everyone knows who our prime minister is.
• We know Europe isn’t a country.
• We won’t always be wearing shorts, white socks and running shoes.
• We won’t wear a baseball cap at the dinner table in a restaurant.
And one final question: Has anyone, anywhere, EVER heard of a Canadian sewing an American flag onto their backpack to get treated better?
We’re genuinely curious.
To our American friends, if you’re going to borrow our identity, at least learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🇨🇦
⁎ This notice has been written in both English and American for your convenience.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Maybe I should frame this and hang it on the wall as the ultimate example of whining and crying, for he ignored common sense and acts like a tankie, disregarding the guide "How to lose on Twitter", now working for NAFO for free.
Oh well, it’s too late for regrets. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Kudos to whomever made this video.
It's accurately hilarious.
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Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
As a Dane to @realDonaldTrump:
You can fuck right off.
I haven't visited your shithole country since 2016 and I won't be back until you're dead and gone. Fucking fat POS.
c.org/qJx5BsHJYb please sign it would make me and my fiance so happy #MassEffect
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Andrew Wilson is the CEO and Chairman of EA, the man directly responsible for the axing of Mass Effect Studio BioWare and firing of 400 people across EA, 50 of those positions being at BioWare. You want a villain, it's this man.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
🚨 WE'RE IN TIMES SQUARE!
Together with @kalaelizabeth, we've managed to get a #SaveMassEffect billboard up in Times Square, NYC, all day today!
📍 1560 Broadway, above the Pelé store (Duffy Square)
⏰ 15 seconds every hour at :35
HOLD THE LINE! ❤️
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Replying to @RealScottRitter @RepDonBacon
Be an American, not a twice convicted pedophile Scotty. Oh wait….you can’t.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Replying to @USAmbNATO @POTUS
Appeasing putin is NOT how you fucking stop the war! Trump is clearly a disgusting ruSSian asset sending the most INCOMPETENT and starstrucked CUNTS to "negotiate" with an enemy of humanity and they fucking call Putin Humanitarian??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? @POTUS is the biggest JOKE and traitor in NATO history. Heck, in western history!
What an embarrassment it must be for decent Americans to have the most vulgar, ignorant & cruel leader in all of the West, and more than likely, the world.
Other than insults and self-praise, the man is an utterly worthless shell of a human being.
That this account constantly extols him for being an unfettered grade-A asshole tells you all you need to know about the Trump regime.




































