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Married farm boy lost in suburbia* Denver Broncos/Jazz/USU * If you find my marbles, I’d like them back.

The back of beyond
Joined October 2012
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How my day has been going
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Me last night at midnight: This show is so good. Is it too late to watch one more episode? Probably not. I don’t have to get up early on Saturday morning!” My smoke detector: “WAKE UP!! IT’S 6 A.M. AND YOU NEED TO REPLACE YOUR BATTERIES!!!
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Let’s go!
One more time! Highland at Ridgeline in the 4A quarterfinals playoff game coming up next on the game of the week!
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I'm an Aggie but I want to know where I can get one of these big enough to drape over my BYU buddy's house if they lose.
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Final Game of the Week ever. 39 years of broadcasts come to an end with what could be a great game! Ridgeline is a wagon but Highland is red hot! Tune in, click in or come hang with us one last time!
Watch our final Game of the Week broadcast live here: We're at Ridgeline Friday 11-6-26, as they host Highland in the 4A quarterfinals. We go live on our Youtube Channel starting at 5:50pm. Go to thevalleychannel.com click Live Stream. link: youtube.com/user/TheValleyCh…
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In high school there was this really cute girl who worked at Hardee's. When I came in, she'd give me free food and come sit w/me. My buddies said she was into me, but she had a large, unstable, jealous boyfriend so I never shot my shot. I think about those Hardee's burgers a lot.
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You're locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
You're locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours . you can only watch movies starting one actor the entire time whose filmography are you choosing
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If @TheDemocrats are smart, they’ll realize that tonight is a mandate to govern from the center, not pull the country to the extreme left. Americans are tired of extremes and just want some normalcy.
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Wait...Mr. Miyagi was only a year older than me?! I'm going to go lie down and wait to die.
Ralph Macchio turns 65 today. He’s now 14 years older than Mr. Miyagi was in The Karate Kid. I need a minute.
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This is Jane’s Pudding. It’s a winter time dessert my grandma and mom would make when I was a kid. It’s simple and cheap, a “poor farmer’s dessert”, and it brings me more joy than any of the expensive, “fancy” desserts I’ve had in my life. What’s your “poor folk” comfort food?
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It only took me 6.5 games to completely lose interest in Jazz basketball. I watched almost every miserable game last year. Bummer.
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It's been a helluva ride. GotW is calling game. But I'm not done. Stay tuned.
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Everyone’s supposed to be better than Bo Nix until it’s time to be better than Bo Nix
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I forgot to wait for the 4th quarter to lose my mind.
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Oh. My. Hell!
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The next time a Broncos pass catcher makes a tackler miss, it will be the first time.
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Find me the next Jazz win. They’re about to start the season 4-24. Couldn’t even do this when they were trying.
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Just got done watching the Jazz game. No appreciable difference between this supposed “ready to compete”team than the tank teams. There is zero improvement from game to game thus far. I’ve been led to believe that they’ve accumulated winning talent.
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