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Captainseas

@CaptainSeas

michael

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Joined April 2009
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@JustinWhang3h
This pic is gonna be huge on parts of twitter that don’t know they’re wrestlers
Beast Man ビーストマン (@beastmanhusk) profile pictureBeast Man ビーストマン
@beastmanhusk8h
Proud of you @amisylle 🦴Husk🦴
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Trevor Official
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Yea I was mutuals with her so I’m kind of in the eye of the storm and really I’m basically a part of this story. Let me just speak from my expertise as someone behind the curtain.
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Eric Leyden@Leyden_Eric9h
Seven years ago I witnessed history
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Almost certainly ragebait like most Reddit shit but if it’s true the 48 year old is an idiot. “I’m worried she might do something rash” yeah man I’m sure a teenager that was willing to date someone that’s almost 50 rather than her own peers probably isn’t the most rational person
“Bad” Billy Pratt (@KILLTOPARTY) profile picture“Bad” Billy Pratt
@KILLTOPARTYOct 27
Get old. Look good. Date young.
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Did everyone's feed go from “stock up, the grid is going down” to “Anakin Skywalker is the gen Z Western white male experience” in 48 hours or just mine
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Kaiju No. 14
@14_kaiju9h
Patrick Stewart presenting Godzilla with the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award in 1996 RIP 🕊️
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She’s posting multiple tweets defending and talking about what a great guy he is, lmao
maybe: xavier (reigning nba champ knicks enjoyer) (@couldbexav) profile picturemaybe: xavier (reigning nba champ knicks enjoyer)@couldbexav11h
buddy got outta a six year situationship by blaming a $9 tax and the woman involved harbors no resentment and is instead talking about how masculine he is for not paying said tax or getting on the subway, i got real tears in my eyes LMAO
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How do they know the guys they are cheating with are doing chores
Pooja Priyamvada (@PoojaPriyam_) profile picturePooja Priyamvada
@PoojaPriyam_Oct 29
Extramarital dating app, Gleeden conducted a survey titled "Why do women commit adultery" in 2023. One of the shocking findings of this research claim that 7 out of 10 women cheat on their husbands because they do not contribute in household chores.
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Damn that sucks
Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) profile picturePatrick Stewart
@SirPatStew10h
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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jb
@lockedupjbOct 28
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Hoops Reference (@HoopsReference) profile pictureHoops Reference
@HoopsReferenceOct 28
Is Scalabrine aware he was the literal worst player to ever wear an NBA jersey?
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A new all timer breakup excuse just dropped
Mariama James 詹 瑪 麗 (@MariamaJames13) profile pictureMariama James 詹 瑪 麗
@MariamaJames13Oct 28
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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Steel Rain
@SteelRain602Oct 28
She will be back. They all come back when you hit that 20 leg parlay
Degenerate Tracker (@DegenTracker_) profile pictureDegenerate Tracker
@DegenTracker_Oct 28
BREAKING: DraftKings bettor lost $81,000, had car repossessed, and wife left him
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Want to hear a crazy stat? 72 year old Tatsumi Fujinami (8) has wrestled more matches this year than Roman Reigns (7). The man debuted 55 years ago! He debuted in 1971. NJPW wouldn't even be formed until 1972
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Anakin saw the woke multispecies Jedi council and immediately decided to become a fascist
𖤓 (@BanishedLion) profile picture𖤓@BanishedLionOct 29
The White male experience
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No one born after the year 2000 has ever read People Magazine
mihi (@mihi_radfem) profile picturemihi@mihi_radfemOct 27
Always middle-aged men are shown as "sexiest man" by the media. It's a grooming tactic to brainwash young women to find old men attractive.
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Why did he post this
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump14 Dec 2024
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I’m not interested in productslop from UFC Fighters until the 135 GOAT TJ Dillishaw releases his own brand of EPO and tren I can use to get shredded like a goddamn cheese grater
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Aaron Bronsteter (@aaronbronsteter) profile pictureAaron Bronsteter
@aaronbronsteterOct 28
Valentina Shevchenko is releasing a new whiskey alongside Sespe Creek Distillery. “Warbringer Bullet Edition” is limited to 170 bottles and will be available to order on November 3, per a release.
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Danny Deraney
@DannyDeraney13h
50 Years ago today, The Greatest Halloween Special ever premiered. The Paul Lynde Lynde Halloween Special.
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Who the fuck was watching this shit every day
Lolcow Uncensored (@LCUncens0red) profile pictureLolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0redOct 24
Could this be the moment that ruined Ethan Klein's career? Did his mistress crashout so hard over "The Cat in the Hat" movie that she revealed the affair? 🤔👀🍿
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ElZilcho@desmostyliaOct 29
Catholics have a real faith that provides them a catechism for viewing art as art. American Protestantism is histrionic and unmoored so anything can be interpreted as the devil.
Steven Bak (@RealStevenBak) profile pictureSteven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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