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Cpt. Cheez

@Captain_Cheez

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Joined December 2020
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This clip will be pinned to my account until me and @opbrahwindfury get our money from @VitoComedy.
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Motherfucker, that’s called a boyfriend
Lunaria 𖤐 (@killmeandeatme4) profile pictureLunaria 𖤐@killmeandeatme4Nov 4
sometimes i wanna be friends w benefits but i want it to actually be FRIENDS w benefits so i can lowk make them gifts, bake them stuff, come over n just sit w them, play games w them. Yall dont understand how much i want that and how different that is from a normal friendship
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Doing thing your voters don’t like makes them not vote for you?
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesNov 4
BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance has said that Republicans lost because the war in Iran, the cost of living, and the GOP's relationship with Israel.
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We’ll never forget you, Poop Emoji from The Emoji Movie 🫡
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
Kristen Kimmick (@Kimmick86) profile pictureKristen Kimmick
@Kimmick86Oct 24
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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Tried counting calories in my head and now I gotta move up to XL T-Shirts
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I take it you’re paying for your house in cash?
haruspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸 (@Bolshie_Boy) profile pictureharuspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸@Bolshie_BoyOct 19
everyone going "but your credit score!" as if "but you have to constantly put yourself in small amounts of debt to prove to the debt merchants that you're a good, profitable little debtslave" isn't the most pathetic thing imaginable
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1926: “I bet we’ll have AI data centers in the future.” 2026:
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 16
BREAKING: The new Tesla, $TSLA, Roadster flew over other Tesla vehicles:
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Haven’t seen a host pick this controversial since 1936
BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) profile pictureBRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 7
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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Yaril Foxears@YarilFoxErenOct 5
running into oomf
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Pictured: games that don’t exist.
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Raven (@ravenunreal) profile pictureRaven
@ravenunrealSep 23
be honest, why are you even on twitter?
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Chroma@Chromastone10Sep 21
Me on the 21st night of September
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1334
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sandwich (@sandwicchhh) profile picturesandwich@sandwicchhhSep 15
Unfortunately video games can’t be art
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tuuuuu
@tuuu28283Sep 10
For my American brothers and sisters.
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Big boobs are honestly like…the best thing ever. Small chests are just as awesome, but big boobs…holy fuck.
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Time is a flat circle
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Rivv (@Rivvwz) profile pictureRivv@RivvwzAug 25
Activision: “For Modern Warfare 4 Realism is our top Priority” also MW4:
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cuenta que te avisa cuando se anuncie jojolion (@Jojolion_2011_) profile picturecuenta que te avisa cuando se anuncie jojolion@Jojolion_2011_Aug 22
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Today I learned new American phrase…🇺🇸 “Motion” Can’t stop my motion deadass.
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