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Ex-Architect & Motorsports enthusiast.

The posh part of Croydon
Joined June 2010
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The campaign of victory #f1 #ChineseGP
Lance “dnf” stroll
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When you need sleep less nights use this kind of slab😂you will testify to others in hell or heaven
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We don’t talk enough about the blessings of an ordinary day, no emergencies, no devastating calls, no chaos. Just Peace.
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Replying to @pizzacatlover_
You are even an Egyptian 😭😭 We go call you if e reach time to recapture Israelites
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Room-temperature IQ in full display. 🤣
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The gym isn’t hard. The eating is. The fucking eating.
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The biker glover 🤣
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Indian C-17 spotted in Abuja.
Nigeria 🇳🇬 Deploys 600 Soldiers to India for Jungle and Mountain Warfare Training
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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1st stage of grief 😭
Silky got humbled after pulling up next to a Cadillac CTS-V at a red light in his Mercedes-AMG GT 63 Pro and getting absolutely destroyed in a race 😭💀
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A lot of guys buy cars, want to drive fast and race but don’t know what a cammed car sounds like. It was over soon as he heard the car.
Silky got humbled after pulling up next to a Cadillac CTS-V at a red light in his Mercedes-AMG GT 63 Pro and getting absolutely destroyed in a race 😭💀
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One claimed case of Ebola in Abuja, and Tinubu hurriedly approves N10 billion in emergency funding within 24 hours. 😂 Meanwhile, WHO figures published on March 31, 2026, show Nigeria recorded 458,534 reported TB cases in 2025. Yet, the same government reportedly allocated a paltry N25 million to the Health Ministry for the entire year. N10 billion for one Ebola case. N25 million for a year of healthcare. Some thieves use guns to rob and kill. Others use just their pens. 🥲
President Bola Tinubu appoints Chief of Staff Femi Gbajabiamila head of Ebola task force and approves N10 billion emergency fund.
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أكثر هوشة ضحكتني قسماً بالله 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 أول مرة بقعد أتسلى هالقد بالكت
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Now when you see the national flag of Türkiye, you will have this picture in your head😂😂😂
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Presidency creates Ebola task force, puts non-expert Chief of Staff Femi Gbajabiamila in charge, and releases N10bn at once.
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Please start looking for another offer letter.
Guyss, I got the job! 🥳🎊. After so many disappointments and rejections, Finally, I got the job. Indeed God is good!
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Replying to @LeLeluax
I beg you, Turks
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Another childhood pleasure that has 0 explanation 😭
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