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Dimes AKA my greatest hits...so far Here's a compilation of bangers 3 Categories see below 👇 1. Negotiating Getting Your Price-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Stop Getting F**ked-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Profiting On Overpriced Listings-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Non-Responsive Brokers-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… No Financials-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Quit Playin' Games-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… 2. Making Money Options-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Walkable Debt-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Getting Seller Financing-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Discounting Mortgages-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Reverse Amortization-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Optioning with Uncle Sam’s Help-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Asymmetric Upside-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Sandwich Leasing-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Gettin' Freaky-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… How to Make 30%-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Raising Never-Ending Capital-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Buyback Capital Raising-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… The Best Way To Raise Money-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… 3. Miscellaneous Saving Your 1031 Exchange-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Weird RE Niches-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Finding A Mentor-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… My Mentors-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… My Why-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16…
How to profit on overpriced listings
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You can do something similar with sellers
“I’m not interested”
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Casey Mericle retweeted
How can a land for land deal happen? 107 acres of industrial land owner didn't want to sell. But he did want to activate the equity. Offered a note of $20k a month for 25 years with $6m balloon in exchange for high end lots in Santa Fe. The lots will absorb slowly because they are luxury lots for homes but few buyers due to price and speed to develop. They'll go to cash over 3-5 years at $9-10m. The owner of the lots doesn't want to wait. He would rather get income today. Now the industrial land guy owns both. He can potentially get up to $10m cash but it comes in over 5 years. What's his cost of funds? It's an uneven cashflow situation. $20k a month going out for 25 years and a $6m balloon. $10m coming in over 5 years.
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A little help? A few months back I found a new website that I thought was founded by one of the Zillow founders that gave individual property mortgage data Does anyone know what that website might be?
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The cheapest real estate insurance is recording There’s not a close 2nd
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Asking a broker the sales price immediately followed by So you’re waiting for rates to move up is a fun way to start the convo Pause & wait for a positive affirmation
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Saw Moana on ice last night
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Pro Sales Tip: If they hang up on you Call back Tell them with that attitude they’re never gonna sell their property
Pro Sales tip: If they hang up on you… Call right back. “Sorry, we got disconnected.” It Works.
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Guarantee there’s a dude named Giovanni that should be on here
Top 10 hard money & private lenders in Miami-Dade + Broward, last 30 days 🔨 Ranked by recorded loans: Alto Capital Holdings leads with 61, then Reliable Holdings Manager (34) and RBI Private Lending (20). Full board: thelenderboard.com/hard-mone… #HardMoney #PrivateLending
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You can love your spreadsheet or your wallet But only one pays Atm nothing in real estate pencils Well guess what? There’s always a bid ask spread between buyers & sellers That margin is called profit Who gets the profit is where the fight is Sellers will say “pro forma” Buyers will ask “how am I gonna make money” Brokers will moan “hurry the F up & close” Most of you couldn’t fight your way outta paper handcuffs What I mean by that is that you only buy traditionally With a bank And therein lies your greatest mistake You’ve handcuffed yourself to a fair weather banker who wouldn’t letcha borrow an umbrella the 1st time it rains That 7% debt is your boat anchor ⚓️ Not the deal Margin of safety is the name of the RE game Upside is secondary The syndicators that are in trouble reversed those two & slapped on some hefty fees So back to filling up your wallet Now’s the best time to do it Quit negotiating on price Sellers are geared up to fight to the death on price Dicker on cashflow! Do something different Buy with a high basis! Low interest rate, long-term seller financed debt provides safety & cashflow for you And a high price to your seller It’s a win-win If you flip or are IRR driven go back to looking at deals that don’t fit your model And starve to death Bonus points if you create your own walkable debt to buy with as that’ll give you huge exit advantages Especially with quick value-add purchases Cashflow & safety allow you to purchase & ride out times of uncertainty Buy now I’m begging you Put up a smaller down payment than you would at the bank Switch your model to CoC Add value, wait for the market to come back & you’ll be rewarded handsomely There’s a million ways to make a deal You don’t have to go to the ice cream store & always choose vanilla That’s bank debt Try some butterscotch you real estate freak! I’d urge you to prioritize stuffing cash into your wallet above staring at excel sheets It’s far more fun After all she’s lookin’ for a freak in the sheets But she means cashflow!
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Also cougar tracker
Great White Shark Tracking Map How come they always turn around when they get to Louisiana?
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Can you make a high baller? I’d like to get my brokers attention
Dooomerssss the real estate market is SLIPPING. So what am I doing? Introducing MLS LOWBALLER 10000 Every first of the month this @bot will fire out lowball offers. Sent out 6 last night to test and ONE hit!
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All of you sayin’ you can’t find anyone to agree to walkable debt Or it won’t work on my type of deals Remember this You can create debt & move it to whomever’s property you’re negotiating with Amending a legal description is not rocket science 🚀
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This is the best news for those who get it
Monthly real estate investor lunch in Nashville normally has 10 to 15 attendees every month, but it has been dwindling. Today only three people attended, including myself. Are we seeing capitulation?
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Me flirting with my wife 😂
Mexican Student invented a portable acoustic fire extinguisher and won a gold medal in Indonesia
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Mexican student Ángela Karime Hernández Venegas developed a prototype and won gold at the 2026 ISIF student science fair in Indonesia. The idea of acoustic fire suppression was previously demonstrated by George Mason University students in 2015. milenio.com/ciencia-y-salu… edition.cnn.com/2015/03/27/us/…
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This should be more heavily bookmarked
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This is an elite tweet
Coming around to the idea that there are only two real edges in private markets Cost of capital A pair of balls
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I may or may not have done this
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