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Sack the board 🍀 Sack Luke McCowan 🚫

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2021
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Against all odds 🙌🙌
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@fmeetsdata17 Aug 2025
📊 10 teams with highest probability to end up in 🔵 UCL league stage (as of 17 Aug): 91% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Celtic 68% 🇵🇹 Benfica 65% 🇧🇪 Club Brugge 64% 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda 63% 🇩🇰 FCK 58% 🇳🇴 Bodø/Glimt 52% 🇦🇿 Qarabag 48% 🇭🇺 Ferencvaros 42% 🇦🇹 Sturm 37% 🇨🇭 Basel *not counting teams already qualified 🚨 Full projections and % for all teams in 🔵 UCL 🟠 UEL 🟢 UECL available on our page (in bio)
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN: Václav Černý Rıdvan Yılmaz Beşiktaş THE SMALLEST CLUB IN TURKEY 🤏
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYONE SEEN: Václav Černý Rıdvan Yılmaz Beşiktaş THE SMALLEST CLUB IN TURKEY 🤏
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Callum Osmand only scores against small teams
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@CelticFCNov 5
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! 62' - Instant impact from Osmand!!! 🟩1️⃣-1️⃣⬜️ #CelticBeşiktaş | #UEL | #CelticFC🍀
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@CelticFCNov 1
85' - Subs for Celtic: 🔛 McCowan & Tounekti ↩ Baur & Hassan 🟦2️⃣-0️⃣🟩 #FALCEL | #CelticFC🍀
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I don’t care if it was a handball, what the fuck was Sam Johnstone doing???
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We’re actually going to lose to that Portuguese second division team aren’t we…
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What does the Ox need to do to get a game, Sørensen is a ghost in midfield
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80’ - Substitutions for Celtic: 🔛 Sørensen & Tounekti ↩ Durán & Baur 🟩1️⃣-2️⃣🟦 #CelticCeltaVigo | #UEL | #CelticFC🍀
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Wonder if Hearts fans will complain about the final whistle blowing early this time round?
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The Hearts keeper in the first half:
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The Celts hold the advantage at the interval. More of the same after the break! 💪 #CELHEA | #CelticFC🍀
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There’s Broony looking for a job
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@Record_SportOct 7
🗣️ 'The man's got to live!' 🆕 Scott Brown fires back at Celtic protestors as he defends Dermot Desmond and pleads for unity dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/foot…
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Two idiots have stopped play by running on the pitch. #CFC(SL)
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First of all, all glory to god. Kasper Høgh is fucking shite.
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“It’s Sebastian Tounekti getting ready to come on for Celtic”
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Top 1 worst hungover activities: Watching McCowan try and play football.
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Martin, we are 3-1 down and need to change our tactics. Martin O’Neill:
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Tounekti & McCowan on
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Martin O’Neill taking off a midfielder despite being overrun by the extra numbers in the Ferencvaros midfield
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Shite player, even worse human being.
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@thesportsrabbiSep 14
James Tavernier about his time in Israel so far🇮🇱 “I think, obviously, what you read and see back home, I don’t think it does justice to Israel itself, from what I’ve experienced. It’s such a beautiful place and beautiful people. Obviously, you know there’s stuff that’s happening around, but from what I’ve experienced, it’s been really lovely”
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