A woman who likes sports and shit. reactionary accout, i reserve the right to change my mind
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My daughter was born on #Beychella and we watched that whole thing literally a few hours after her birth while moms slept
Because of that, that first year she wouldn’t go to sleep unless I played some Beyoncé
You know how hard it is to sleep as an adult to cracking ass Beyoncé music! 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper:
"I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
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We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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An estimated 75% of former NFL players who died between 2008 and 2023 had chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, the neurodegenerative brain disease tied to high-impact sports such as football, according to a new study.
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Found the broadcast tv premiere of Halloween from 1981 obviously from someone’s VHS and man do I miss when tv commercials weren’t all gambling 😭
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"Can we stop signing pieces of crap to our squad?"
@bobfescoe @DustyLikins
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Dumb rural Whites believe social services are racially segregated and that there's a "bad" version all the lazy Blacks and immigrants are on.
"Food stamps" = SNAP
"Obamacare" = ACA
"Section 8" = Housing Assistance
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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He was in love man
John Harbaugh sharing some wisdom with Arvell Reese at @OhioStateFB Pro Day 🙌 (via @NFLFilms)
Hey Rookie -- 3:30pm ET on ESPN2
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That whole conversation RE: pitching in for Thanksgiving/cookouts/community gatherings is really about y’all not being privy to how elders were doing things, and now that y’all are at the grown folks table, you don’t know what to do and are apprehensive about every solution.
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.
Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.
When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.