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A woman who likes sports and shit. reactionary accout, i reserve the right to change my mind

Queens, NY
Joined September 2010
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buddy got outta a six year situationship by blaming a $9 tax and the woman involved harbors no resentment and is instead talking about how masculine he is for not paying said tax or getting on the subway, i got real tears in my eyes LMAO
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Pancake Pat is such a goat
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
LaMelo on being a dad and whether he changes diapers: "Nah my girl do all that. It's love for sure. I definitely did it before it just not my job" 😂
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We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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I could watch this all day. I would like to once again thank the Raiders, Jets, Cardinals and the Titans from the bottom of my heart for their incredible generosity.
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An estimated 75% of former NFL players who died between 2008 and 2023 had chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or CTE, the neurodegenerative brain disease tied to high-impact sports such as football, according to a new study. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5031…
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2026 Defense Three-and-Out Rate
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“…Players coaches that try to listen to the same music as you and dap you up in the hallway…doesn’t work”
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"Can we stop signing pieces of crap to our squad?" @bobfescoe @DustyLikins
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Dumb rural Whites believe social services are racially segregated and that there's a "bad" version all the lazy Blacks and immigrants are on. "Food stamps" = SNAP "Obamacare" = ACA "Section 8" = Housing Assistance
People over on TikTok who voted Republican are freaking out because they thought they were on SNAP, not food stamps, and their shit is getting cut.
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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He was in love man
John Harbaugh sharing some wisdom with Arvell Reese at @OhioStateFB Pro Day 🙌 (via @NFLFilms) Hey Rookie -- 3:30pm ET on ESPN2
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This how Malik was when Daboll was head coach, Harbaugh changed the culture
"I told you" - Malik Nabers "You were right!" -John Harbaugh
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“I told you. Fidone. I told you.” 😂😂😂 cc: Jerry Foley
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That whole conversation RE: pitching in for Thanksgiving/cookouts/community gatherings is really about y’all not being privy to how elders were doing things, and now that y’all are at the grown folks table, you don’t know what to do and are apprehensive about every solution.
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your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work. Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head. When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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This is showing the millennials are slightly ghetto no shade 😭 bc as someone raised by a boomer it most definitely was ppl on the back burner shooting my mom money or straight up helping cook of asking what yo bring. Yall heard money and got defensive. It’s abt contribution.
This has never been a thing and we not finna act like this is standard or a tradition.
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there’s something abt ayesha that sends these nba twitter incels into genuine psychosis like they literally cannot be normal abt her
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