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Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2012
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For the last 20 years, I've been obsessed with Wikipedia It started when my friends and I would play the Wiki Race game in computer lab in middle school. I've spent countless hours on the subway or late at night reading some of my favorite pages. So, we turned it into a podcast
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new Freelance trailer just dropped... run us up so we can get a full season 👀
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If they EVER announce that Jay z is the one headlining this Super Bowl, I’m coming RIGHT BACK to this post 😂😂😂
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Happy birthday to the 24 Karat Closer aka Coke Baby Chuck aka @charlesxholmes! 🎉🎂🥳
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You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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Tom Cruise is seen surprised by Studio MAPPA's Jujutsu Kaisen.
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i cant stop watching this
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Marge Simpson has some of the hilariously jarring non sequiturs in sitcom history that truly hints at how disturbed and mentally unwell she is, her love for her family is the only thing keeping her sane by any relative measure.
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at some point in history cat technology was at its peak. humans was getting new cats every couple years like an iphone. they felt this joy all the time
New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: on.natgeo.com/JRuaGj
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Future listen “I’m Dat N*gga” last night.
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okay wait a second
i keep thinking about how one time a guy told me that he thinks the needle drop in supergirl should have been no hands and i looked at him like this but maybe he was onto something bc i still think about that to this day
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“Ms Rachel is working out with Lethal Shooter” is the kind of stuff you say before you’re committed to a mental institution
Ms. Rachel understands it now!🏀
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Atteint de narcolepsie, le jeune cocker Gösta a une particularité : dès qu'une émotion devient trop forte, il tombe aussitôt de sommeil.
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Imagine a nigga saying, "Domain Expansion" and you end up inside a data center.
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y’all ever thought nathan fielder being a lil evil is the point. that’s what makes him funny
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The hairline index never misses: the purer a man’s heart is, the better his hairline
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i’m struggling to finish anime’s
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“a24blacks” is the greatest cultural observation this year. puts into words something that i would’ve spent paragraphs explaining.
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