go read a book!

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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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These guys suck 😂 I don’t care if Vic Fangio retires this offseason. Who gives a fuck…
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Second half nick offense 🫩🫩🫩✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾 #eagles
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Barkley is not healthy. #eagles
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Being your authentic self at work is a great way to get fired
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everything wrong with Barkley body lol
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Coop not getting no damn Extention #eagles
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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When Trump says the US is "making money like never before," he's not talking about you. He's talking about himself, his family, and his billionaire buddies. He doesn't give a fuck about you.
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I love women who decided their life was going to be beautiful and then just went and made it that way.
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concerts make you realise how beautiful it is to be alive.
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Me as a Philadelphia sports fan hearing other fans say they could never boo their team
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I hate when I offer people food & they accept
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Working from home might actually be one of the biggest luxuries of adult life.
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so Bryce Young couldn’t forget how to play football against the Eagles huh 🫩 #nfl
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What tf … what a disgrace
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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not to sound like a boomer but what the hell happened to customer service
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