Come for the pithy comments on football shirts, stay for the pithy comments on other shit Chris finds funny. Cancer survivor. Carer for his wife.

Joined October 2020
The #FIFAWorldCup is done ... but we didn't get to see the ALL those lovely Adidas Trefoil shirts! Here's my top 5 Adidas Trefoil shirts we didn't get to see at the World Cup! & as ever, big thanks to @subsidesports for trefoil tempatations 5 to 3 here. 2 & 1 in the tweet below
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aging like milk 💀
NEW ALL-TIME LOW: Benjamin Netanyahu’s odds to be the Prime Minister of Israel after the 2026 election drop to 12%
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“You can eat a dick up, until you hiccup” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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“EAT A DICK UP TILL YOU HICCUP”
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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Congratulations Kane 👏🏻
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𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙀??? More like fucking 𝙒𝙃𝙔???
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He’s with his Nuclear Wessels now. 😢
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Money can’t buy you love.
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Replying to @ChatShirt @ezeta
Luv it
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Best I can do - lol -
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The irony that @elonmusk can own ANYTHING … but the second he opens his mouth he’s owned by EVERYONE. 😂😂😂
spoiler alert: it did not age well
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Meksikalı öğrenci, ses dalgalarıyla çalışan bir yangın söndürücüyle Endonezya’da altın madalya kazandı.
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BRAZIL 1 FASCISTS 0
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So apparently Liverpool ARE getting a European 50th Anniversary shirt next year. If I get proved right with this after all the fucking SHIT in the replies of the post below, I’m going to make sure I am INSUFFERABLE. IN. SUFF. ER. AB. LE.
50th Anniversary of Liverpool's 1st European Cup next season ... Just saying, Adidas.
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They did it! The students won! Serbia 🇷🇸
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Me: Last time I saw, I never saw a carrot miss a work deadline. Don’t cast shade because of your time management mess. You: But Chris, no one is going to a carrot with a big important work deadline Me: Another way the carrot has this shit sorted out better than us …
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Meksikalı öğrenci, ses dalgalarıyla çalışan bir yangın söndürücüyle Endonezya’da altın madalya kazandı.
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So apparently Liverpool ARE getting a European 50th Anniversary shirt next year. If I get proved right with this after all the fucking SHIT in the replies of the post below, I’m going to make sure I am INSUFFERABLE. IN. SUFF. ER. AB. LE.
50th Anniversary of Liverpool's 1st European Cup next season ... Just saying, Adidas.
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Starting to compile the #ShirtOfTheYear stuff … You know I take it seriously. The @ezeta Portofino shirt is a top 10 shirt. Fight me.
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