Cheems Man

If mister girls were real I imagine fucking a mummy would be like putting your cock in an old leather purse. Like trying to slide down a dry slip'n'slide made out of leather

Taiki Shuttle desu.

That's beautiful.

Islam doesn't need an island.

Locking bro in my safe because that's where I keep all my precious belongings.

Remember these story when Hollywood tries to grandstand morality. OBVIOUSLY this isn't even the worst. SO many people are complicit in Harvey Weinstein's horrific actions, and in the actions of all other similar stories. Yet they have the GALL to tell you right from wrong.

White people be like, "I'm going to send a strongly worded email to corporate instead of throwing stuff and wrecking the store."

Happy Halloween.

Imagine having the halo announcer calling out your dates' red flags the second you sit down. "Bad relationship with father." "Doesn't count giving head as a body." "BPD." "Hasn't blocked her rapist."

This is unfathomably based.

Rapes you but in an Aryan way instead of a brown way.

What good are my arms if I cannot embrace the people I love?

He doesn't realize that his assumption that he is hated creates a self-fulfilling cycle where he sabotages healthy relationships for the comfort of being hated because he cannot handle the consequences of being loved.