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Chelsea Steiner

@ChelseaProcrast

She/Her. Writer/Director of @tycashow screenwriter, sex educator, WGA LGBTQ+ Committee. Freelance April O’Neill.

 Los Angeles
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Joined February 2011
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Marke B.@supermarkeNov 5
There really was a golden period of web writing (pre socials) when you would get up every day and check Salon, Slate, Gawker, Jezebel, Pitchfork, Hipster runoff… maybe even Perez to remind you what never to be. RIP
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This is so sad. I’m 54 years old and started reading Salon when I was in college. It was early proof that you could do great journalism on the web and (along with suck.com) made me think maybe I could make a living writing on the internet salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Nithya Raman’s first act as mayor… BANNING ALL AUDIENCE Q&As!
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ao3 may be down but republicans are in tears so I’m still getting off
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@tvsilverscreenNov 4
THIS IS TEXAS NOW
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffNov 4
KEY RACE ALERT: Tom Loftis projected to win reelection as mayor of Widow’s Bay
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DELETE@JubileeDJSep 25
People that “quit ‘X’ because it’s too toxic and they don’t want to read it” then want you to explain every insane viral phenomenon that happens on here. No babe i stayed on here and paid the price for it in brain damage. You need to pay a fee.
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Adam London@_adamlondonSep 25
the ex-owner of the western mass lesbian mask bar
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Nate@natey_bbSep 24
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a masked former lesbian bar owner holding iced coffee at your interview for clown school
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JP@jpbrammerSep 25
[tracy chapman voice] you gotta mask bar
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Emily Andras@emtotheaAug 25
Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
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Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznJun 30
honestly, most of my problems come down to two things: 1. ​i'm terrible at waking up. 2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.
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m@msnetikerJun 27
omg someone in security is getting fiiiired
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@DiscussingFilmJun 27
The 34-foot-tall Trojan Horse from Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ is now on display at Universal Citywalk.
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Joanna Robinson@jowrotethisJun 19
The absolute FUCK!?!
☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️ (@kayhanley) profile picture☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️@kayhanleyJun 18
I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc film producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra for my 20+ vocal sessions in 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year. Didn't hit 25 earnings. l lose my health ins July1
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20th Century Studios
@20thcenturyJun 8
The reunion you’ve been waiting for! The Romy and Michele sequel is now in production.
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Tatiana Walk-Morris@Tati_WMJun 4
For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.
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@GQMagazineJun 4
“It’s okay to get some facts wrong,” one writer said. “It’s honestly refreshing.” gq.com/story/at-the-substack…
At the Substack House, Media Is Still Fun

At the Substack House, Media Is Still Fun

“It’s okay to get some facts wrong,” a political journalist said about reporting in the age of Substack. “It’s honestly refreshing.”

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double down dario@mexitalianbeefJun 3
they raised me
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Every election campaign in LA this past week:
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Trump just released footage of his Freedom 250 Headliner Rehearsal. You gotta love the internet! 😂
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cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticMay 30
ROMY & MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (1997) works because Romy and Michele are never the joke. While everyone else obsesses over status, they just want to have fun and come out looking better than everyone else.
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@TheCinestheticMay 30
What's a "low-brow" movie you consider to be perfect
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