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Import specialist. Licensed US Customs Broker.

Joined April 2009
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🇯🇵 Currently trending in Japan: a Japanese man has a McDonalds logo reflection on the back of his head. Japanese X is seriously amazing lol.
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"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees." "Holy shit, it's Viper!"
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Trump: We have a deal with Iran. We don’t have a deal with Iran. We have a deal with Iran. We don’t have a deal with Iran. Markets:
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My VPP payout is available! ⚡ Thanks, @tesla_energy. A breakdown of dates covered, kWh contributed, and rates would help clarify how our actual contributions translate into compensation and clear up questions like mine. 🔋🇵🇷
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Just got off the phone with Aqib Talib…happy we were able to work thru our differences
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid As France is burning, I keep thinking of what the UAE Foreign Minister said a few years ago 👇 He accurately predicted this.
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This is just, beautiful.
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So Shane Gillis on SNL said: “Women dress like whores in the gym now” Referring to wearing nothing but compression shorts and a sports bra. To teach him a lesson thousands of women are making social media posts of themselves in compression shorts and a bra talking about him. Basically giving him the largest “sex sells” psyop media campaign ever. For free. Really taught him a lesson.
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what (and i cannot stress this next part enough) tf just happened washington
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60+ of the most bad ass @tesla @cybertruck s you’ve ever seen @theXtakeover
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LL Cool J Trains BJJ Say it in LL’s voice and it could easily be the hook for a new single. 😂
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Kimura detail from North-South position I learned this from Demian Maia. If you found value in this REPOST and FOLLOW.
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FSD v14.3.10 brought back the issue with emergency vehicle lights, something Tesla had already fixed in previous versions. 🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it feels like Tesla takes one step forward and two steps back with FSD. Problems that were already solved shouldn’t come back. @teslasi
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Prince was asked to do a solo on a cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps and he showed up to the rehearsal and barely played anything. Didn’t have any solo ready at all and didn’t play one. They asked what he was going to play and he just said “Don’t worry about it.” Then, on the night of the performance he just looms out of the shadows and plays this. The way he pivots off that F# root note into Dorian mode is so good. Massively underrated guitarist.
They've got a music one, and a movie one too. I might do the movie one tomorrow.
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Tesla meet in west Puerto Rico: 20+ Teslas, 118.8 miles, 88% on FSD v14.3.9. In the convoy, FSD kept pulling out of the line and I had to take over. Should Tesla add a convoy mode to FSD?
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NFL week 3 meeting
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Cowboys fans every Monday trying to explain why they still “Them Boys”
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🤬🤦🏻‍♀️Islamic Mosque’s blasting their prayers in NYC Latino enclaves is probably not going to work out well for them.🤦🏻‍♀️🤬
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