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Trial lawyer. Cheer Dad. PI attorney. Explains how lawsuits fix broken systems.

Tampa. Florida
Joined April 2010
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I’m Christian — people call me Jefe. I’m a trial lawyer. Most of my cases start with car crashes, but the work is about harm, loss, and accountability. Dad to three little girls. Cheer is a thing. Still learning.
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Beane’s statement that wide receivers don’t matter is probably the worst statement I’ve ever heard from a general manager ever after watching how the season played out my goodness
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Dear ole miss fan . Hell yes. Congrats. Sincerely a UF fan. Screw Lane. Hope you guys go all the way! #gators
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Reason for optimism? People are comparing Caldwell to other college GMs. There are NO other college GMs with 7 years of NFL GM experience. UF is ahead of the curve here (arguably) Am I wrong to be cautiously hopeful now? @CorryAKnowles
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So happy with aggressive play all with Gators but.. DJ gotta make some Throws :( #Gators
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Christian Denmon | Jefe Lawyer retweeted
Replying to @StevenReznik
Steven, I don’t know you man, but you’re clearly clearly somebody that runs a business. Because you nailed it, and I think you actually did it with more detail than I had thought . A great CEO a bad game day coach a bad player and here we are
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A booster for over 40 years 25 of them as a bull gator and a endowed a scholarship in the memory of my parents.. this is the first year. I have not gone to a game or sent in a check. I’m at the athletic director several times as I was on the booster board one day I was in the lobby, looking at the wall of endowments, and guess which one was left off? He walked by me without recognizing me and ask, could you help me? Despite being on the board, despite him coming into my skybox and being introduced to me, he was clueless as to who I was. To me, he is part of the problem as to why watching gator football isn’t as joyful as it has been in the past to say the least if he was doing his job, he would’ve insisted we would’ve had a quality offensive coordinator two years ago, anybody who broke down film could show you what the gators were about to run due to our formation many of us built Saturdays around gator football. I did it for over 40+ years I saw a clip today of Lane showing a lot of emotion after his team had a sloppy victory that one clip showed more emotion than we’ve seen on our sidelines in four years. I think Billy is fabulous Sunday through Friday. He built speed on our roster. He’s done a marvelous job as a CEO, but when it comes game day, his ego has prevented him from doing what he should’ve done. I would’ve loved for him to do it because of the person he is I’ve had the pleasure of meeting him too, but it is time for some excitement. I hope we get lane. I want somebody who strikes fear in our opponents when the old ball coach showed up the SEC knew they were in trouble when Georgia stormed the field against Urban’s gators. He had a response for it when Howard Schnellenberger kicked a field goal with one second against the gators, and the lead Pell had an answer for it. Give me one of those coaches that hates to lose. The university of Florida has a treasure and the old ball coach. He expressed an opinion of what Lane could do for Florida. I hope they listen to him..
Don’t let the Swamp renovation leak distract you from the fact that Scott Stricklin and the UAA need to be purged if Florida is going to be serious. Because that’s exactly what they want. They want your attention diverted. Do not fall for it, keep the angry criticism flowing.
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Imagine a few million people telling you to hire an OC and having the tenacity to say naw dawg I’m good
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Billy Napier is not a “great guy”. He is an egomaniac with zero accomplishments and less accountability. He is not only the worst coach in the history of Florida football but one of the dumbest intellectually. Impossible to say for sure, of course, but prove me wrong.
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Legendary if true
My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. I asked where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
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Christian Denmon | Jefe Lawyer retweeted
My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. I asked where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."
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For the first time I realized that when @coach_bnapier talked “resilience” he was not just talking about his kids.. he was talking about himself. @Star_ReadyAth @FAMOGANG365 . Special season. #GoGators
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This is what we did for zook and if he didn't get fired in 04 instead of going 9-3 in 05 we would have won it all because big chance I ho back to school. True Story
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Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣
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2022 Gators Football Press Conference with @coach_bnapier #GoGators nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1MYGNgZpl…
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Too traumatized to escape Ukrainian tractors, Russian tank assumes submissive position.
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I'm not crying..😢
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Christian Denmon | Jefe Lawyer retweeted
If you won’t recruit, you won’t shake up your staff, and you think you can outscheme everyone - you better outscheme everyone. This is where Florida is under Dan Mullen.
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