I write smutty fanfiction and tweet about yarn. You've been warned :)

Joined July 2017
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You can take the girl out of Detroit, but you can't take Detroit out of the girl! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Michigan native @izzyrodriguezzz repped the 313 in our inaugural jersey ahead of the KC Current's match on Sunday! Photo credit: KC Current
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Per @DetroitRedWings head coach Todd McLellan, Michal Postava will make his first NHL start in net tonight against the Edmonton Oilers. #LGRW
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Someone on The Internet said that if you treat green tomatoes like apples in a pie, you won't be able to tell the difference. So I'll keep you updated on how this tomato crumble pie turns out
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"Is your wand made of stone?" "No. It DOES look like it but this is a pure bonafide Appalachian bone wand." "What's the bone made of?" "I told you, Appalachia." "W-what do you mean?" "You use wood because they grew steeped in the magic of your lands for hundreds of years. The Appalachians are older than wood. The Appalachians are older than BONES." "....what's the core made of?" "Mothman tooth. Got it off of him in a bar fight at Waffle House back in 92'."
North American wands would be the most cursed shit imaginable. Like โ€œYeah itโ€™s made from sugar maple and bigfood ballhairโ€ โ€œWait say that again?โ€ โ€œOh, sugar maple, yeah the wand is a bit sweet sometimes-โ€œ โ€œNo the other oneโ€
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the adam and eve tweet reminded me of this:
Adam is expelled by God from the Garden of Eden (4125 BC, colorized)
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i think the whole โ€œdifferent alcohols having different effectsโ€ thing is BS except for red wine. red wine will have you sexting your mailman
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This man a younger sibling ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WHEN LIONS WR JAMESON WILLIAMS PICKED A FIGHT WITH A DUDE TWICE HIS SIZE, THEN IMMEDIATELY RAN TO GRAB A TEAMMATE WHO COULD MATCH HIS SIZE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿˆ
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FUCK YEAH, MICHIGAN (also Florida's fryin' me)
ใ‚ขใƒกใƒชใ‚ซ 50ๅทž ไฝœใ‚Šใใ‚‹ใพใง้ ‘ๅผตใ‚Šใพใ™๏ผ
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Gordon Ramsey in a cooking pot: For fucksake what are you doing. Im gonna taste shit Anthony Bourdain in a second cooking pot: The Kakongo have been cooking humans for millennia. Spare them your eurocentric narcissim Guy Fieri in a third cooking pot: I demand to be deep fried!
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The graphic got me in tears
๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจTRENDING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. โ€œI am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.โ€ Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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Replying to @JasmineLWatkins
Mannn, just let them wear suits again
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Proudly getting raucous ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
On Friday, the biggest waves in the country will be found on the coast of...Lake Michigan.
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Say 3 Hail Mary's and do a shot of Malort
ALL OF CHICAGO NEEDS TO LOCK IN NOW. WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO LAKE MICHIGAN. PUT A ROSARY AROUND THE BEAN. PRAYER CIRCLE AT EVERY PORTILLOS IN THE CITY.
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TWENTY TWO! That's the number listed for our maximum wave height on Friday, October 16th, 2026. If you've missed all the chatter about Friday's storm system moving in, it's going to feature four things. Rain, wind, waterspouts, and yes... crazy waves. We could call it the Gales of November if it was November, but alas, it's still October. Waves 18-22 feet will be likely along southeastern Lake Michigan, southern Lake Huron, and south-central Lake Superior as winds gust out of the north and northwest on Friday. Small crafts will be damaged or destroyed upon attempting to traverse the choppy waters. Additionally, all marine traffic will need to keep an eye out for occasional waterspouts as hinted at above. Lakeshore properties, close your windows to avoid drenching your interior. Photographers, enjoy the photo opportunities but be smart in doing so. -- Trusted Partner of the Day -- Victors Home Solutions | From our free 21-Point Roof Inspection to our 50-Year Leak Free Guarantee, weโ€™ll protect your home and family for years to come. With two decades of roofing experience and a BBB Accredited A+ rating, Victors Home Solutions is the superior roofing company across Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana. We provide the highest quality workmanship for residential roof repairs and replacements, seamless gutters, and attic insulation services. Call us today at 866-376-3883 to schedule your free roof inspection.
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โ€œWest Detroitโ€
New Democrats for Mike Rogers ad torches Abdul El-Sayed: โ€œAbdul cares more about the West Bank than West Detroitโ€
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Rob zombie songs are just 3 minutes of a super sick guitar riff then randomly 1 minute audio clip of a lady moaning plays over a guitar solo
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you should visit detroit. we have one of the greatest collections of art deco architecture in the world โ€“ at Detroit, MI
canโ€™t say this enough but art deco really shouldโ€™ve been the standard american architecture. the potential with this couldโ€™ve been insane.
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